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- 1. (redneck) (6950↑, 1270↓)You would be a redneck if: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator. You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. You mow your lawn and find a car. You can spit without opening your mouth. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. You take a fishing pole to Sea World. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course. You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space. Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. Your Christmas tree is still up in February. You've ever been arrested for loitering. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. You've ever shot anyone for looking at you. You own a homemade fur coat. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
Hey, it's the truth.
Author: bigtones http://redneck.urbanup.com/9541752. (redneck) (4525↑, 1150↓)Mildly offensive term for a lower class white person from the southeastern states of the USA. Derives from someone who spent a lot of time on manual labour outside and so received a "red neck" from the sun.Who says "y'all" anymore, apart from damn rednecks?
Author: Flash Wilson http://redneck.urbanup.com/161933. (redneck) (3158↑, 626↓)"The glorious absence of sophistication" -Jeff Foxworthyyou might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
Author: lewis http://redneck.urbanup.com/5371624. (Redneck) (2277↑, 647↓)One who arranges to have their daughter baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway(true story).The rednecks went to Daytona just to get their daughter baptized there.
Author: Sean Adler http://redneck.urbanup.com/2026085. (Redneck) (2102↑, 599↓)Rednecks live in the Southeastern United States. While they do not comprise the entire population in this region they do make up the vast majority of the people here. Typically, rednecks live in rural settings. They avoid urban settings. They are proud of their pick-up trucks or older cars and stick with them despite rising gas prices. They typically work industrial or manual labor jobs. The majority do not have anything beyond a high school education. They depend on the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of advancement. They are extremely weary of those who do possess the desire to act educated -- these people are perceived as sell-outs. You can often see rednecks hauling lawn equipment or hunting (dog) equipment even if they do not plan on using these items in the near future. It is a proud symbol of their social class. Rednecks often are seen about in hunting attire even though they do not plan to hunt anything. Dressing up comprises of dockers and a tucked in polo shirt. Baseball hats on men are a must regardless of the occasion or whether indoors or not. Most rednecks do not live in mobile homes anymore. Most have modest homes. Typically they decorate in Native American or hunting themes. Most devote much more money into their vehicles then their homes. Rednecks speak with a Southern accent and avoid using big words. They may know big words but it is not socially acceptable to use them. People who do are identified as outsiders. Rednecks support major brands such as Coca-Cola and Nascar. Their major past times are watching television, hunting, fishing, and shooting. They detest reading (other than romance novels or the newspaper). Rednecks tend to be socially conservative. They are extremely defensive against outsiders and anyone different from them. They have learned to avoid those who do not adopt their culture. Many rednecks may also be Evangelical Christians. They will not hesitate upon meeting you to tell you that you "are going to hell" if you are not also Baptist or a similar denomination. Overall, rednecks are extremely friendly people but they are very reluctant to accept those different from them so it is hard for others to mingle with them or understand them. Many do not ever travel outside of this region. Places such as the Blue Ridge Mountains, Pigeon Forge, and Myrtle Beach are considered to be the ultimate vacation spots. They are very stubborn about their conservative beliefs. They believe that all liberals have lesser moral values. This is often hypocritical -- for example, the Southeast has a much higher divorce rate then the rest of the nation. Part of this stubbornness also stems from their idea that their culture is under attack since they tend to associate morality with social conservativeness. This stubbornness can have many negative effects -- it can contribute to false knowledge of the world and the culture within and outside of the Southeast. For this reason, most rednecks will to this day deny that the Civil War was about slavery. Finally, most rednecks are closet racists. They will vehemently deny this but racist remarks are often made among white groups. They are outwardly friendly towards minorities but they certainly have very large reservations about hiring or becoming close friends with them. This is done almost as a quest for assurance amongst each other that no one in their presence is a cultural sellout.Jeff Foxworthy, et al.
Author: Erin French http://redneck.urbanup.com/13957206. (redneck) (1441↑, 369↓)only require a shotgun, rifle, and 4 wheel drive"With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive" -Hank Williams Jr.
Author: bnfclax http://redneck.urbanup.com/10926737. (redneck) (1328↑, 594↓)a glorious lack of sophisticationat least one person in your family is one
Author: mateo http://redneck.urbanup.com/4301938. (redneck) (1452↑, 1169↓)Anybody who likes Bush, drinks beer(a lot)and walks around in town with a 12gauge,shootin' everything that moves.Oh and ,has a red neckHey\!\! Everybody...look at that fuckin' redneck. BAM\!BAM\! Die mofo\!
Author: Lucas http://redneck.urbanup.com/9546339. (Redneck) (413↑, 151↓)Not a [hick];may or may not have an education--either its stereotyped way too often. Its an attitude and style. Often an adopted way of life. Care free, cut and dry, roughneck attitude/qualities. Aint afraid to kick someones ass over the smallest things, often give "what are you lookin at asshole smirks" often quoted with "Aint Skeered\!", may show racist qualities--and for the most part love Nascar...articles of clothing:sporting t-shirts, jean or work shorts, work boots, cut off flannel shirts, sporting caps, anything camoflaugeMan, that Mark--he aint skeered ta kick no ones ass. How many times does he have "ed-u-cate ya" not ta mess with em?
Author: Mark.B http://redneck.urbanup.com/136757310. (redneck) (414↑, 154↓)The usual people that the comic Jeff Foxworthy uses in hsi jokes.1.)If you think the last four word of the National Anthem are: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines... 2.)If you've ever stared at a carton on milk juice because it says concentrate... 3.)If you use the back of your pick-up truck as a swimming pool... ...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
Author: MC Illmatic http://redneck.urbanup.com/75858911. (Redneck) (476↑, 229↓)A redneck is simply a caucasian southerner. I will agree, not all rednecks are educated, but some of us are. The fact that a person enjoys outdoor activities does not make them a redneck. You have your redneck, and then you have your WHITE TRASH, or caucasian waste, rather. Rednecks tend to be classier, more intellectual southerners, while white trash folks are described as...well....just read most of the above definitions. Rednecks are not the racists, white trash folks are. You people are getting it all mixed up. Redneck = polite, friendly southerner who might happen to enjoy chewing tobacco White Trash = dumb-ass backwater hicks who make southerners look bad.Redneck phrase: "Howdy, my name's David." White Trash: "Her her her I like shootin' niggers\!"
Author: Collin Mayfield http://redneck.urbanup.com/147153012. (redneck) (257↑, 80↓)Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition: 1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports 2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it 3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly 4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy 5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys) 6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know 7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect 8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations) 9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap 10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks" 11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk 12. We take logic classes, thank you 13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo 14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags 15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield 16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice 17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit 18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards 19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL 20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her 21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.Them rednecks sure had fun at the mud hole last night.
Author: Simonds http://redneck.urbanup.com/187359613. (redneck) (275↑, 179↓)A person does not have to be a Southerner to be a Redneck. A Redneck is typically classified as a hardworking man or woman, who has made a living either farming, doing landscape work, or other jobs that require the person to be outside throughout the extremes in weather. This is the normal cause for the tell tale "red neck". It has been found that many Northerners look down upon the redneck, even though the great majority of manual labor is done by the redneck. You certainly would not see a business man working outside in the hot sun doing extensive farming to feed his family. In a sense, America must thank the Redneck for all the difficult labor they have done to keep America the greatest country in the world. The fact of the matter is, not all rednecks have sex with they're sister, love nascar, love hunting, love fishing, or love beer. They are the backbone of this great nation. For that alone, the Redneck should be applauded, instead of put down and denigrated.They are some of the nicest people I know...
Author: thetrueredneckgirlfromthenorth http://redneck.urbanup.com/133174414. (Redneck) (209↑, 124↓)In the 1630s, during the crises that culminated in the English Civil War, the Presbyterians of Scotland dissented from both the mainstream Anglican view, as well as that of the rising "Puritans." In their view, the Anglicans were "Catholics-minus-the-Pope," while the Puritans were half-crazed utopian dim-wits who wanted to create a "shining city on the hill" so that they could rule the City. In declarations issued in 1638 and 1641, these Lowland Scots issued so-called "Covenants," whereby they declared that they would not accept the Anglican form of Church govt (headed by the King), but would also not accept the Puritans' theological/political view. "Covenanters" signed their oaths in their own blood, and many wore red pieces of cloth or stiff, red collars to signify their identity as dissenters (thus "Red-Necks"). After the English Civil War, and then again after the Jacobite Rebellion of 1745, these Scots were forced to emigrate to America, and they largely settled in the South. By the time of the AMERICAN Civil War, the term was used to describe white Southerners of all theological stripes. Interestingly, most of the English-surnamed people of the NORTH were descended from PURITANS\!Author: ulster fry http://redneck.urbanup.com/20759815. (redneck) (92↑, 31↓)A culture centered in the deep south and midwest made up of people who enjoy the simple pleasures of life, such as drinking, farting, and nascar.My dad's side of my family are rednecks. They argue about beer. Billy: Why the hell did u get lonestar light. Keystone light's way beter. Sam: Keystone light went up to 17 bucks a case. Lonestar lite's only 10 dollars. Billy: So, lonestar lite is nasty. Sam: No, they taste the same. Billy: Are you shittin me, lonestar lite tastes like pis water.
Author: scottydoesknoe http://redneck.urbanup.com/150424016. (redneck) (98↑, 39↓)Rednecks are blue collar workers who are not afraid of hard work or getting their hands dirty\! we are the type of people who would give you the shirt off their back if needed even if that's all they had. We are proud of who we are and where we come from. We are friendly people who will wave when you pass by know you are not. We have faith in our god even when times are tuff. We know how to enjoy the simple life and what god gave us. When we look at the stars we see the beauty in them others can't see them at all\! We can survive through anything when other people wouldn't know where to begin. Believe it or not most of us have our teeth, not so dumb and have nice homes. I have a four bedroom brick ranch style home wich i am very proud of and have earned every bit. We are not all racist seems to be others that are and just want to put it off on the rednecks of the world\!\! There are racist in all walks of life not just ours. We also feed the world or have you forgot? You do like to eat right? Rednecks is not another word for trash that exsist in all races. I would count on a redneck anyday\!\! People who don't see things this way look up the word RACIST\!\!\!\!They call him a redneck but he is just a good ole boy
Author: rebelbaby http://redneck.urbanup.com/248529817. (redneck) (71↑, 19↓)Nascar, Mud boggin , Country Music, huntin , dirty ol trucks , ford , robin's donuts.. this may only apply to canadian rednecks;)''It's alright to be a redneck, it's alright to drive around in a dirty old trucks, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of ducks '' - Alan Jackson ''I R REDNECK'' says my redneck mom.
Author: RedneckGirl http://redneck.urbanup.com/173436718. (redneck) (116↑, 64↓)A glorious absence of sophisticationYou might be a redneck if......
Author: Jeff Foxworthy http://redneck.urbanup.com/73684119. (redneck) (149↑, 108↓)A term derived from a hard-working southern farmers who have sun-burns on their necks from working all day long in the sun. Some people from the northern states in the USA use "Redneck" as an insult, but is really a compliment from one farmer and/or southerner to another.Most southerners are proud to be called a redneck, because anyone who calls them that has no idea it is a compliment.
Author: Kikk0man http://redneck.urbanup.com/73506120. (redneck) (87↑, 47↓)an offensive term usually related to farmers busting their asses to give the other americans food, and have a redneck from working in the sun. also usually incorporated with a fat guy holding a beer, missing several teeth, having a broken down home, and holding a beer(i.e. Larry the cable guy) and contrasting to popular beliefs, most of the people in Texas DON'T look like thatthose Texans are all rednecks
Author: asfasd http://redneck.urbanup.com/154100021. (Redneck) (43↑, 8↓)The idea of Redneck has been fraught with stereotypes, but a redneck is any relatively right-wing, lower/middle class person living in a rural area who has little or no regard for being overly sophisticated or formal. Contrary to popular belief, a person of any race or ethnic background can be a redneck. The only people who can't be rednecks are metrosexuals, members of overly glamorous subcultures, liberals, and male homosexuals. Redneck is a subculture, but it's more of an ideology than a style. Thus, a redneck can be part of a second subculture as long as it isn't too glamorous. Subcultural members that can be rednecks include Metalheads, wiggers in some cases, and less fancy-looking punks. Subcultures that cannot be redneck include Emo, Scene, Goth, the richer looking wiggers, and the more fancy-looking punks. Common activities that rednecks engage in include hunting, fishing, riding ATVs or dirtbikes, shooting, etc. Pickup trucks are preferable for rednecks, though not essential. The Confederate flag is sometimes used to rednecks not to promote racism, but to promote Confederation, or weaker federal government. Rednecks are the exact opposite of metrosexuals and city people. They are never afraid to express their views, and aren't afraid to get dirty. They also hate gangsta wannabes and are not intimidated by them.City Gangsta: I went into the country and tried to steal stuff from this barn, but this redneck came out with a shotgun and told me to get the fuck out. I pulled out my switchblade and showed him my gang tattoos to intimidate him, but he just laughed.
Author: Ethan666 http://redneck.urbanup.com/481590322. (redneck) (78↑, 45↓)normally someone who lives in rural parts of the south, drives a jacked up 4x4 pick-up, spends the weekend hunting and/or fishin',wears boots and a fish hook on their camo hats. if anybody is racist it's white yankees. Us good rednecks despise the KKK. color of skin doesn't matter to us.Gretchin Wilson ain't no redneck, she grew up in illinois.
Author: john wayne http://redneck.urbanup.com/92651423. (Redneck) (51↑, 19↓)if your nicest dress shirt has Dale Ernhardt's signature on it...you might be a redneck.
Author: mamidedos http://redneck.urbanup.com/148954324. (redneck) (48↑, 17↓)Someone who is proud of the south. Who doesnt think you have to get dresses up everytime you go somewhere. People of simple thoughts. Their truck is their baby. The dog they hunt with is family. NASCAR is the number one sport in their world. They know the meaning and have tasted good down home southern cooking. Shoot anything that moves off the backporch. Most of clothes in their closet is camo. has atleast one black animal named nigger Know what It means to get a truck STUCKKKK. Talk about huntin year around. belive that the south is like a whole different world. Know what a country boy need to survive. Live in a small town. a tractor is a way to get around town. atleast one or two walls in your house has something you killed haning on it for everyone to see. FFA is a family event. Fishing is a christmas tradition. fitting all the trucks in your yard is a game. your neighbors know not to call the police when they hear a gun shot coming from your direction. You know what jeff foxworthy is talking about. Their girl friend comes after the truck. skoal rings make the jeans. The only thing on there radio is country music. People with many stories....."heyyy babbby....looky what I killed for ya" Damn hunting dog aint good for nothing anymore...ohh well he can live on the front porch" "Hey mama do you think that she'll like going fishing for the first date....wellll duhh of course she will...who doesnt" "anybody seen my can of skoal" "baby you sure do look good in camo" "who says fishin shouldnt be a olympic sport" "who dont like them one of them good ole redneck girls"
Author: morgiy http://redneck.urbanup.com/326455825. (REDNECK) (68↑, 39↓)REDNECK, an acronym for: Rural Environmental Dwellers Necessitating Eurocentric Christian KindshipREDNECKs love George Bush almost as much as they love Jesus.
Author: Dagmar Geech http://redneck.urbanup.com/237022926. (Redneck) (39↑, 11↓)After reading most of these i realize that people have no idea what Rednecks are. We are called racist but most people posting are more racist towards us than we are towards any minority. You say we are sister bangers, nascar lovers, toothless, imbred, ignorant and broke. Those are white trash people. Some Rednecks love nascar and thats fine but that doesnt mean we all do. We are hard workers that love our family, friends and country. You say we drive rusted old trucks and cars and live in mobile homes and shacks. Truth is most of us have better vehicles and houses than the average person because we arent lazy and we work hard for the things we have. We hunt, fish and spend time outdoors but we obey the law doing these things because we want everybody to be able to enjoy these things. So think next time before you point fingers and say we are just ignorant and useless. I would like to see you try to fix your own vehicle.He should have taken his truck to a redneck it would already be fixed.
Author: Chance_58 http://redneck.urbanup.com/406930927. (Redneck) (53↑, 26↓)Redneck is a lifestyle. not all rednecks are from the south, a redneck can be anywhere thats rural.not all rednecks live in trailor parks. most rednecks are literate and dont have sex with their family memebers. besides half of the royal family in th 1800s had diseases from incest. redneck should be defined as a glorious absence of sophistication. and yes i know wut redneck is because i am from alabama and i would consider myself a redneck but i can read, im not fat, i dont have sex with my cousins, and im not in the kkk.youre going hunting? thats redneck
Author: true southerner http://redneck.urbanup.com/163138828. (Redneck) (100↑, 75↓)I've realized what a redneck is. It seems to be almost everyone who is either of not the upmost cultural and economic standing, or someone who lacks sophistication and tends to be rather simple, yet they work hard at the same time and stand up for what they believe in. In that case, almost all of us, including myself are rednecks from time to time. Midwestrn Soldier and myself would like to apoligize for being so hard on you all.I'm a redneck myself from time to time.
Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://redneck.urbanup.com/88977629. (redneck) (39↑, 16↓)A hard working person from the Southeastern united states, mostly Alabama, Georgia, and parts of northern Florida. (usually refers to a male, but includes many women as well) While the term is thought to be some-what of an insult, rednecks actually are proud of who they are, and take it as a compliment. Usually thought to be stupid and classless, these men and women are actually some of the most intelligent and polite people in the world. They live simple lives on modest incomes, and are very comfortable with who they are. A true redneck will never think about how another person will react to his or her actions. Rednecks like to laugh and have a good time, and are often very opinionated. Rednecks are the nicest people you will ever meet. They'll cuss you out, and then literally give you the shirt on their back if you need it. Redneck children learn from an early age to be respectful to their elders. Most are required to say "ma'am" and "sir" when speaking to an adult at all times. Favorite activities among rednecks include fishing and hunting, among other various things to pass the time, such as watermelon seed spittin' contests.When my family took a trip up north, I just KNEW everyone was thinking, "there goes a bunch of rednecks\!"
Author: J_Leigh http://redneck.urbanup.com/248344030. (redneck) (52↑, 29↓)1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States. 2. A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude. synonym: [cracker]Look at that redneck driving his rust-covered truck.
Author: illEATurHARTout http://redneck.urbanup.com/55225131. (redneck) (58↑, 36↓)Usually from Southern States. Mostly joked about. True meaning would probably be like the earlier days before everything became so revolutionized. I probably have the most redneckess family of you all. But I try to hide it in public. Ahh, it just hit me... A buncha coonassesdem dere rednecks done took over south louweeseana. Now dem dere rich folks cain't live in peace. Dem dang good for nuttin rednecks\!
Author: Insane http://redneck.urbanup.com/48427132. (redneck) (25↑, 6↓)Rednecks are usually from small towns from the southern United States and the Midwest. A redneck does have to be a white person, but redneck are more often than not, white. A redneck can drive any kind of vehicle and they defend their favorite car manufacturer when talking. Many rednecks are conservatites and protestant or non-denominational Christians. A redneck does not have to be poor, in fact many are wealthy and successful, usually by owning their own business. A redneck usually enjoys simple things anything with wheels (usually trucks and sometimes big SUVs), hunting, fishing, mudding, and shooting guns. A redneck does not have to listen to country music all the time. I consider myself to be a redneck, but a redneck can also like things that no would expect he or she to like. I actually like metalcore, classic rock, punk, power pop/punk, rap, and southern rock, etc more than country music. Also, some rednecks have recieved a college education and as for me, I am going to have a college diploma in almost a year from now. Being a redneck has a lot to with interests and enjoying the simple things. I have a Ford Ranger pickup and I love that truck to death eventhough I messed the paint while trying to do body work. Also, many rednecks know to use the internet. Rednecks and way different than white trash and hick mean. These terms mean something horrible implying that such people are lazy, racist, and ignorant. Rednecks are not racist, but I consider racist white people white trash and I consider hicks to be severely misinformed people who share the same interests as rednecks. And yes, rednecks are not correctly defined and many of us have an open mind, but we also must remain faithful to our values. Every must hold true to what they believe is right, if we don't then we are being fake. I am a redneck but I will not brag about it because my identity is not a big deal. What I consider to be a big deal is keep our individuality and follow whatever religion we choose without fear on censorship. I am a Christian, but I think other religions should not be blocked because we would be hypocrites not to accept other beliefs.If you have a four wheel drive truck with stickers on the back window, a Skynyrd cd in the cd player, dip or used to dip, fishing, and hunting, then all of a sudden people say you are a redneck. I say whatever because you might be missing out on a fun lifestyle that is pretty laid back.
Author: Jon K of the Peach State http://redneck.urbanup.com/382124133. (redneck) (53↑, 34↓)a blissful abcence of sophisticationEarl: I'm frum alabamuh\! Hippie: dude totaly frozen cat fetus\!
Author: K1llu2 http://redneck.urbanup.com/65975134. (redneck) (50↑, 32↓)redneck is a word That can be either used as a racial slur or a attack on someones Social ecconomic status.The Turm Originated In the 1500's In Yorkshire Engalnd It was a Class turm that was applied To the surf class.It was brought to the Americas and was used as the same kind of insult Because many Early Americans where from the Surf classes of England Such as Farmers/Laborers and Indentured serventsBack in the days a so called Gentelmen would be riding along in his horse cart with his collar shirt and see some poor slob slaving away on someone else farm a redneck for wearing no collar and call him a redneck
Author: Nlr718 http://redneck.urbanup.com/283773935. (redneck) (41↑, 23↓)Probably about 80% of the people in my town. Almost everyone is involved in sport hunting, rodeo, swearing, and smoking or chewing tobacco. Oh, and everyone one is related to each other in some way.If you love hunting out of season and you accidentally date your cousin, you might be a redneck.
Author: Jada Skye http://redneck.urbanup.com/205904036. (redneck) (26↑, 10↓)Okay, lets get something straight, theres a difference between a REDNECK and WHITE TRASH. White Trash are people who... 1. are racist bigots who think acting intolerant and obnoxious makes them look good but doesnt 2. live in trailer parks with a rusty ass truck or old car 3. are general assholes who bang their cousins and are hated by most of the public Rednecks and/or hicks and/or Good Ol' Boys are... 1. Generally kind, good people who just enjoy the little things in life which money cant give them(family, friends, etc.) 2. Like to work hard for what they have but are also known to play even harder than they work. 3. Live in a rural area NOT because they dont like the city but because they love the outdoors and the peace that comes with being out away from all the hustle and confusion of a big city. 4. Someone who is definitely not afraid to fight and stand up for what he believes in(especially if it envolves a woman) but at the same time knows how to treat people right. Generally, they are compassionate, good-natured, hardworking, fun-loving people who just want to do what they want and dont mind working to get what they want.Rednecks are usually nice to ALL people until they are given a reason not to be. Just get to know them and you will find they are good friends to have.
Author: Cowboyssuck http://redneck.urbanup.com/542077237. (Redneck) (27↑, 11↓)A group of people who constitute about 90% of the population of the United States and posses about 0.000001% of its intelligence.When the rednecks go boating, the men are shirtless and drive the boat and the women lie at the front in their bikinis.
Author: Dr. Peppercrack http://redneck.urbanup.com/500735538. (Redneck) (79↑, 64↓)American person of the white race that generally comes from a rural background (though not always) who is non-college educated (or acts like it) and deeply resents any person from any group that is not his or her own. Tends to enjoy racism, four-wheel drive pickup trucks, guns, flag-waving, and ultra right-wing politics. A Redneck may also belong to an ultra-conservative Christian sect (non-drinking Redneck type)or white racist group. Rednecks almost always work in manual labor and tend to frequent Wal-Mart, Bass Pro Shops, fundamentalist Christian churches, and small-town taverns.Redneck: Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, Dick Chaney, Toby Keith, Gretchen Wilson, Rush Limbaugh, Charlie Daniels
Author: WillySK http://redneck.urbanup.com/333425039. (Redneck) (44↑, 30↓)Lets just say that you are one if you were seen cooking roadkill beef jerky on the top of the hood of your old tractor.hell yes im a fuckin redneck, i fuckin make beef jerky
Author: BEEFJERKY, BIATCH http://redneck.urbanup.com/106623640. (Redneck) (57↑, 44↓)Hick, Someone from the south, and/or MeThe Redneck said "Er doin there sparky. Ya pick up need onea dem lift kits fa bogin?"
Author: Goob http://redneck.urbanup.com/42615241. (Redneck) (26↑, 14↓)The idea that redneck originated from laborers and farmers who had sun burnt or red necks is a myth. The term actually originated during the mining wars in the 1920's. The union miners and non-union miners were fighting because union workers were losing there jobs because during this time joining a worker's union was thought to be communist and could be considered treason. When the union and non-union workers fought the non-union workers wore white arm bands and the union workers wore red bandanas around their necks. The slang term for a union worker then became "redneck" but now the meaning has turned into a derogitory and ignorant term.The rednecks fought to their death for their jobs.
Author: Annie G. http://redneck.urbanup.com/172235042. (redneck) (33↑, 22↓)[Stereotype definition:] A white person living in the south or midwest that dislikes minorities, enjoys nascar, hunting and sleeps with family members. [True Definition:] A simple person living in a rural area, usually in the south or midwest who is hard working, hence the name redneck from being out in the fields workingI am from the North, New Jersey but I still know that most of the people in the south aren't like the stereotpe definition. A redneck is just a simple hardworking person, the other stuff is just stereotyping.
Author: Jersey Kid http://redneck.urbanup.com/287052343. (redneck) (19↑, 8↓)You don't have to live in the South of the US to be one, you don't even have to live in the US at all for that matter, you can be a redneck anywhere on this world, f.i. in [Holland], as long as you live in a rather rural area, collect licence-plates, like cheap beer and want a Chevy Blazer, if you like at least some [country-music] and if you aren't too rich, you have all right to call yourself a dutch redneck, which we do...;-) An US-redneck-friend of mine will even send me a confederative flag, LOL. Being a redneck is not necessary a bad thing, though it's used as an offensive word. My dad calls us "island-rednecks", as we live on a remote island, but I never found out, if this is a compliment or an assault.Proud to be a dutch redneck\!
Author: sunny1 http://redneck.urbanup.com/225255644. (redneck) (43↑, 32↓)What most people call a [Redneck] , he aint nothin but a workin man , he makes his livin by the sweat of his brow and the calluses on his hands , you intellectuals may not like it , but there aint nothin you can do , cause theres a whole lot more of us common folks than there ever will be of you"What this world needs is a few more rednecks" by Charlie Daniels
Author: Texas Boy http://redneck.urbanup.com/186851345. (Redneck) (43↑, 33↓)A hard-working person who works on the farm. Not a bad word at all.Equal rights, no privilages. NAAWP
Author: naawp http://redneck.urbanup.com/19876846. (redneck) (26↑, 17↓)A white person from the south east US who is either rasict, uneducated,poor, or all of the above. It was meant as dergotory but Jeff Foxworthy turned it in to a badge of honor. The word came from confedarte caol miners wearing red bandannas on there necks whil;e they worked NOT FROM A BURNT NECK.Im not a redneck i didnt like the false definitions thoe. A good example of a redneck is Larry the cable guy.
Author: Clint..... http://redneck.urbanup.com/454195447. (redneck) (28↑, 19↓)a white individual from the southern united states who genrally drinks alot of cheap beer, likes nascar, hunting (or killing random squirrles that cross their path), bush, the confederate flag and big trucks. they usually are very closed minded to anything that their redneck background isnt familiar with including gays, blacks, muslims/jews/athiests, interracial mariage, goths, liberals or any other minority.(yes, sadly liberals are now a minority.) they get their name from their white skin and how they easily burn in the sun when they arent out drinking, making their necks red.go bush yeah you rock\! (typical redneck saying) what a f**\! (typical redneck saying..dont repeat it) support gay marriages\! seriously. (a redneck wouldnt say that..but you should) that redneck just fucked a transvestite...and liked it\! better not tell him though..
Author: Nevermind-thats an album by Nirvana http://redneck.urbanup.com/149174548. (Redneck) (18↑, 10↓)Rednecks are usually characterized as someone who has a mullet, loves nascar, and meets his/her spouses at family renunions. Rednecks are born with a full knowlege of how to work on cars. Experts believe it is engraved in their DNA much like hair color. Most rednecks get revenue from disabilty or unemployment. Using food stamps to pay for their food. Some even go to Costco to feed their farm of inbred children off of free samples. Rednecks are also extremely racist and resistant to change.If your children are named after Walker Texas Ranger or Lynard Skynard, you're definitely a redneck.
Author: rickybobbyeldiablo http://redneck.urbanup.com/388021149. (redneck) (24↑, 16↓)If your from The Northestern United States where life is highly competitive then a Red Neck is a Patriotic Prig who is also a Racist. He is the enemy with whom all Minorities must contend. And Yankees don't fratinize with the enemy because they take life entirely too seriously. If you're from The Southeastern United States where Life is generally laid back then a RedNeck is a country hillbilly who minorities feel uncomfortable being around but will work with if they must. It's just too much trouble to keep up with your enemy.For many Yankees Jeff Foxsworthy is no more a typical Redneck than Richard Pryor was the typical Negroe even when he described himself with the 'N' word. Both are to be regarded only as comedic relief. A true RedNeck was, at one time, George C. Wallace. REMEMBER how the IVY league students greeted him back in the 1960's\! To many Southerners Jeff Foxworthy and the Dukes of Hazard County ARE true RedNecks. All other Conservative Whites is just plain folk.
Author: Vincent Michael Kelly http://redneck.urbanup.com/167044950. (redneck) (39↑, 31↓)1. People who get a sunburn on there neck from working outside. 2. Southerners or Midwesterners, in the United States, who work hard. 3. Member of the rural, laboring class. 4. A complementThe redneck got up with the sun to start the day.
Author: Swarsfanatic http://redneck.urbanup.com/124834451. (Redneck) (12↑, 5↓)Guys who wear tight Wranglers and drive big jacked-up trucks, Skoal rings in their back pockets, and can ride and rope anything\!\! Girls who wear tight Wranglers, drive big jacked-up trucks, and fall for these cute guys\! Their idea of fun is goin to the Rodeo or mud boggin'. We don't have bling-bling cuz we have our looks and personalities to get bf/gf's.\redneckYou're just jealous cuz you're not a redneck\! \redneckGretchen Wilson \redneckFORD Trucks \redneckForget the Bull, ride the cowboy\!
Author: CountryCutie http://redneck.urbanup.com/126541652. (redneck) (20↑, 14↓)The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.
Author: Alex Stockwell http://redneck.urbanup.com/420677953. (redneck) (12↑, 6↓)Boots,Camo,Jeans(wranglers),Southern Voices,Tough,Mean,Beer Drinker( or will be),button down shirts,bucknife always on them,talk about women too much,love cars, they talk about there guns or what there doing this weeknd at the ranch,racsits, and loundHenry Nixon,Charles Stuckey, and Daniel Mcarty from San Antonio are such rednecks there allways talking about what truck theyll be driving when there 16.
Author: alamo heights http://redneck.urbanup.com/271752354. (redneck) (26↑, 20↓)someone who considers their [pick-up truck]a mobile motel 6Redneck walked into a motel,"Can I get a room?" Desk person points to the no vacancy sign. Redneck,"Well you should put that out front,"then walks out side,opens his sleepin bag and after a few beers,and an after dinner smoke,goes to sleep.
Author: drak http://redneck.urbanup.com/112114155. (redneck) (45↑, 39↓)When you are better then everybody else, and therefore do whatever the hell you feel like. You couldn't care less what some city boy thinks about you.I'm a redneck, and you fuckin' citiots who think we're beneath you can drive your latte drinkin, suit wearin', dumbass point of views the hell outta of "Hickville". WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: Draconus http://redneck.urbanup.com/105395256. (Redneck) (54↑, 48↓)A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.
Author: harry flashman http://redneck.urbanup.com/18425857. (Redneck) (6↑, 1↓)Waking up at a Comfort Inn, having anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.A Redneck, wakes up at a Comfort Inn, has anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.
Author: bebeboo2 http://redneck.urbanup.com/595385158. (Redneck) (5↑, 0↓)Someone who races cars for a living, works on engines, has a mile long dirt driveway, is from the South, has a farm, and has a couch on the front porch. Also makes everything with beer.A redneck is someone who could be called "Rusty"
Author: Yumpod http://redneck.urbanup.com/439459359. (Redneck) (5↑, 0↓)The term redneck came from The West Virginia Coal Miners in March (1921) when the coal miners wore red bandannas around their necks to identify themselves as seeking the opportunity to unionize and when they fought at the Battle of Blair Mountain.[Redneck]
Author: KentuckyBoyBornandraised http://redneck.urbanup.com/409930660. (redneck) (14↑, 9↓)redneck was actually derived from red bandanas that some cole miners from southern West Virginia word around their necks. Big businesses we not giving fair pay, hours, or labor conditions, so they started their own union. The red bandana distinguished who was for their efforts and who was against them."he's a redneck"
Author: Amanda Dillon http://redneck.urbanup.com/332626861. (redneck) (42↑, 37↓)you can say youre a redneck if; you still say christmas instead of winter festival youve never protested about seeing the ten commandment posted in public you bow youre head when someone prays you treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and ALWAYS have youve NEVER burned an american flag you know what you believe and arent afraid to say so, no matter who is listening you respect your elder and expect your kids to do the same youd give your last dollar to a friendpride not prejudice, only when you can answer with yes to all of the above, can you say "i might be a redneck"
Author: Chris Fey http://redneck.urbanup.com/206748562. (redneck) (21↑, 16↓)the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yardLook at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard. He must be a redneck
Author: LINDAR http://redneck.urbanup.com/177931863. (redneck) (6↑, 1↓)Anyone who hears a Jeff Foxworthy joke and says "damn right\!"Jeff Foxworthy- "You might be a redneck if deer meat is the staple of your diet." redneck-"damn right\!"
Author: marshalljackson http://redneck.urbanup.com/152555264. (redneck) (24↑, 19↓)One who believies in living the "simple life". Often confused with [hick] or [white trash], rednecks tend to stay towards the civilized part of life. I know this this because I have been born and raised as such.I'm a redneck, and I like it simple.
Author: Redneck English Teacher http://redneck.urbanup.com/150385065. (redneck) (4↑, 0↓)poor white people with a dirty trashed house. they hate black people because most are better than them. how to tell if your a redneck you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times you cheat on your fat wife constantly you have sex with a relatives other than your wife youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing" you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food you recieve a visit from child services once a month your family van is actually a pickup truck your home is full of ants you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behaviorblack neighbor: hey you, stop shooting at my house for practice redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy black neighbor: fuck you white trash (redneck shoots him) redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT
Author: uncle thomas the tank engine http://redneck.urbanup.com/601213866. (redneck) (8↑, 4↓)Comes from coal miners from West Virginia and Kentucky towns that were sick of the way they were being treated and converged on one town that required unions. They were called "rednecks" because most people participating in the march tied a red bandanna around their neck to signify their cause, much like wearing the pink ribbon and yellow bracelet for cancer.I'm gonna walk with that redneck over there, he has the right idea. Down with the coal barons\!\!\!
Author: ZZZaK http://redneck.urbanup.com/323697567. (redneck) (12↑, 8↓)A person or group of people that are proud of their country and where they came from. They don't care what other people say about them, many are from the south but not all. They respect their elders and they support the military. They are honest and hardworking people but are not scared to have fun. Trucks are very popular with this group of people, they use them for transportation and fun many rednecks know how to drive sticks (Which too many city folks don't even know about). Redneck entertainment comes in many forms such as nascar, rodeos, parties, Belly Droppin and fireworks. One popular form of entertainment is "critter cruisin" which is where a large group rides around in a large truck and drives around till they find an animal to shoot or hit with the truck. Another is Bottle rocket wars, they divide in two teams and try to shoot each other with bottle rockets. A redneck will be comfortable in any situation that he or she is in. Rednecks usually grew up in the country or small towns. Hunting is another big part of a rednecks life, many hunt deer and small game so that is the reasoning behind the camo. Many listen to country music or rock. Many view duct tape as a gift from God because of its many uses. Family is very improtant to rednecks ususally they are very close to their Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts and Cousins. Many rednecks like to drink and chew tobacco, but there is nothing wrong with that. They don't care about political correctness, instead try to do whats right. All rednecks that I know do shower and don't stink (including myself). True rednecks aren't stupid and are not incest, or even child molesters, those are things true rednecks are against. Rednecks are not all racists, but some are. But most of all rednecks are proud to be who they are and who they were raised to beTodd and the Bitely Krew are a bunch of rednecks and was driving around in his Ford F- 150 critter cruisin last night singing Jake Owens new song 8 second ride, R.J. shot Big Chad with a bottle rocket and burned a hole in his coat. It was a good weekend for us teens in the Bitely Krew.
Author: Nicole H http://redneck.urbanup.com/222170668. (Redneck) (3↑, 0↓)We live in the south. We will shoot you for steppin on our property. We have rooms of dead animals. Our trucks cost more than our house. We love wisky and dip. It's either in your blood or it ain't.redneck
Author: redneck king http://redneck.urbanup.com/584465669. (Redneck) (11↑, 8↓)1.) An individual born in the southeastern united states, usually caused by inbreeding. 2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap. 3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other. 4.) They love nascar with a passion. 5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual. 6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet. 7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined. 8.) Big words usually confuse them. 9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually. 10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives. 11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle. 12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God." 13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.Look at that [redneck], probably [dumb] as a bag of rocks.
Author: hsb08 http://redneck.urbanup.com/499061670. (redneck) (16↑, 13↓)the coolest person you'll ever meet in the south. they know how to work, cook, party, fix up a truck. which is really all that matters. NOT AN INSULT. if you're ashamed to be a redneck, you're not one. like jeff foxworthy said, "a GLORIOUS lack of sophistication." can't beat a redneck boy.dang you see that boy over there in the truck with the lift? hell yeah. best-lookin redneck this side of the mississippi\!
Author: bobbi jo http://redneck.urbanup.com/283880371. (redneck) (22↑, 19↓)My definition of Redneck is as follows: 1. A White person who, after a hard day of work and a good homecooked supper reads the ridiculous definitions of redneck on the internet. 2. A White person who is laughing their ass off at redneck criticizers online who have so many typos in their comments, it's almost hysterical, but definitely hypocritical. It's hard to take somebody seriously when they are attacking someone elses intelligence and they can't spell a word themselves. 3. A redneck can hail from any state in the United States. We are NOT relegated to the South. Rednecks laugh and shake their heads when they read things like we sleep with our dads and brothers, because it's almost unheard of, realistically speaking. 4. A redneck can change your oil or your tire with his eyes closed. They don't have to call triple A to come rescue them when their car breaks down, like most city slickers do. They can venture off into the woods and bring home supper, like a real man should be able. Aint nothin' like a fresh killed deer, city folks. Venison is low in fat, for you health conscious yuppies. 5. Rednecks generally have traditional values and are not afraid to say it like they see it. A redneck knows that no black guy would say anti-redneck things to his face. Not with that well stocked gun rack on his jacked up pickup, no sir\! 6. "Aint skeered"- two redneck males owned a fireworks stand in the country. 4 black males from NY stopped their Honda and got out to try to rob them. The redneck boys grabbed their shotguns and chased the city boys back to their crappy import and they took off. True story. That is the spirit of the redneck. 7. You're in a bank when a robber walks in with a gun and threatens to blow everyone away. He demands the money and is about to shoot the female teller dead when he suspects she is sounding the alarm. While you liberal gun control freaks are pissing your pants, the redneck takes out his legal concealed pistol and blows the criminal away. 8.Yes, rednecks tend to live in rural areas. We like it this way because we are usually free of Africanus Criminalis."Datz won scarry lookin' redneck, Leroy- mahbee weez shoodnt carjack hiz whyte azz.."
Author: akawhitegirl http://redneck.urbanup.com/274913572. (redneck) (29↑, 26↓)* Noun; one who is from the country, and who wants to keep it country. Oh, and you sure as hell ain't no redneck if you don't support the Rebel cause in the Civil War. Yes, some rednecks are [white trash], but these rednecks are the smart ones, because they improvise with what they have. For instance, if they don't have a lot of money, and they want a pool, they steal one. Or, they get a looooot of duct tape and make a big ass circle with it.Fred: Hey man, do you wanna go ter the fishin club ternite or tomorry, caws me and Georgina was gonna do sumfin ternite an I figgered I better clear all at up witch chu for I made plans wi' her. Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite? Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved\! It hadn't been dun in a while. Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee\! How bout dat\! *Jeff Foxworthy *Larry the Cable Guy *Bill Engvall *Ron White ****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...
Author: Southern Belle: git r dun\! http://redneck.urbanup.com/182499773. (redneck) (25↑, 22↓)A person from the southern states inwhich lives a very adventurous life and gets critisized by the Yankees in the Northern states.YA'LL, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN..........Dixie '09\!, Raise Hell\!\! If yens cant tell, Ima redneck so screw off
Author: Steven......dont fuck with me\!\!\! http://redneck.urbanup.com/155008874. (redneck) (26↑, 23↓)Stone Cold Steve Austin He is the bionic Red Neck.Usually will be driving a pick-up and have a shirt that is refered to as a "Wife Beater"
Author: dw http://redneck.urbanup.com/7063975. (Redneck) (15↑, 13↓)Decent, proud of heritage, usually of Indian heritage, blatantly honest, high morals. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people (Rednecks) stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense. Source: Cherokee Loner, The SouthGod said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple.
Author: Cherokee Loner http://redneck.urbanup.com/258070976. (redneck) (2↑, 1↓)A person who doesn't get proper blood flow past their neck and into the brain which results in poor reasoning skills, low IQ and, of course, a red neck.John: "Rick Perry does a great job making sure the public doesn't see his red neck but I've seen the line where the blood stops flowing." Mike: "You don't even need to see the line to know he's an idiot. Just based on the way he talks you know he's a redneck."
Author: jae dub http://redneck.urbanup.com/608982777. (redneck) (1↑, 0↓)1-term once used to describe pro-union miners in the Appalachian region, derived from their wearing of red bandanas around their necks to signify their union involvement, thereby 'redneck'. 2- slightly offensive term to describe lower to middle class people, living mostly in the backwoods(though some are migrating to the urban sprawl), who wear flannel, shoot things for fun, and always seem to be able to say something completely useless."The rednecks marched towards Mingo county to spread union involvement." "you might be a redneck if...(see ALL Jeff Foxworthy jokes)
Author: Paladin1997 http://redneck.urbanup.com/593610278. (Redneck) (1↑, 0↓)If any of these describe you, you're a redneck\! Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. The primary color of your car is "bondo". You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Your brother-in-law is your uncle. You've ever financed a tattoo. You go to your family reunion to meet women. Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack. You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.This is very true about rednecks. \!\! l0l
Author: sonnie_gabie http://redneck.urbanup.com/562848679. (Redneck) (1↑, 0↓)DALLAS GILKER\!\!He is a Redneck because he wears overalls with red shoes.
Author: ghetto420 http://redneck.urbanup.com/542846980. (redneck) (2↑, 1↓)A "country boy". Does not mean that he/she is a racist person. They like to have fun. They usually hunt, fish other shit that is outdoors. They most likely have a truck. Drink beer. Don't wear no skater shoes, they wear boots. with there fucking pant up. not around there fucking ass. Aint scarred to fight. Most likely works on a ranch and can kick your ass.Dont mess with my redneck.
Author: 1110032 http://redneck.urbanup.com/491112081. (Redneck) (5↑, 4↓)Considered once as "The "Nations" embarrassment due to fictional films such as Deliverance, Dukes of Hazard, Brokeback Mountain along with poor performance's from actors such as Luke perry and John Travolta. The true Redneck is forming into a classic tale Quasimodo. A dirt-under-the nail Patriot, secretly known as America's first line of offense of homeland security. With test proven tactical gear such as the 84' Scottsdale 4X4 outfitted with 44' swampers and a 6 inch lift. Land ,Sea and Air, is but of time issue. Camo Fatique is standard issue on any redneck for stealthy operations. a jug under the seat is any ration for motivation and a individuals boost of morale. At post usually blasting some form of Bocefus , a fav being "A country boy can survive" Rednecks are usually Identified under the flag known only as "Dixie". Years of hand to hand combat training has been administered by a local pub or dance hall..Weapons of choice range from long range deer rifles with hig powered scope for sniper div. Area clearing Double barrel shotguns, and enemy close engagement with side sheathed buck folder. With orders passed with any military through the chain of command Heavy players at helm are Walton and Johnson radio, Rush Limbaugh, and Glen Beck.There's Rednecks in them there woods....
Author: 2chase3 http://redneck.urbanup.com/435650882. (redneck) (5↑, 4↓)The real definition of a redneck is basically someone who knows how to have a good time. We ain't afraid to get a little down and dirty every once in awhile. Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not ignorant people who get drunk all the time. There is a big difference between white trash and redneck. Rednecks are proud of where they come from, and we ain't afraid of hard work and good times.I am proud to be a REDNECK.
Author: GAgrl93 http://redneck.urbanup.com/427412883. (redneck) (7↑, 6↓)The standard populators of small town America. Red necks usually live in double wide trailers 1-5 miles outside city limits, typically on a dirt road. Red necks never go to real colleges (a few will push their way through the local community college to get degrees in automotive technology or welding but they cringe their teeth and dread every minute of it). Instead Rednecks tend to get manual blue collar jobs straight out of high school and continue to live with their parents for many years after graduation (assuming that they graduate. Most don't). Rednecks' lives revolve around cars, they talk about cars all day long every day and every time you try to change the subject they bring it back to cars. They hate anything new or foreign made and only like old beat up 1970s american clunkers with half the roof rusted off and the other half of the paint chipped right off, the kind of cars you have to warm up in the summer time. These cars are their pride and joy and they spend 50 percent of their pay checks every month on picking up "new" parts from the junk yard to fix this or that (the other 50 percent goes to budweiser and Kentucky deluxe "whiskey"). Rednecks love to buy old clunkers with no engine from the local junkyard and letting them sit on their lawn. They usually brag that these cars COULD be nice someday. Rednecks are trapped in the small towns they were born in and never leave, although most will brag night and day that next week they're moving to Los Angeles or New York City. Rednecks are extremely crude and have no concept of social pragmatism. Total strangers will try to brag to you about how big their wang is and try to force you to tell them how big you are. Rednecks continue to live in 17th century and usually father ten children with different women of various ages between 15 and 40. Rednecks will usually call you at midnight on a weeknight just to brag about a new part they got out of a junkyard to improve their old clunker. Rednecks are scared shitless of large cities. They claim that there's way too much traffic, prices are too high, too much crime, too many liberals, people are too rude etc and tend to go on vacation to places way out in the middle of nowehere (obscure lakes, the woods, etc). Redneck societies are usually split equally between two equally dreadful subsocieties: 1)The christian conservatives: typically a severely overweight husband and wife who go to church three times a week and constantly try to strong arm you into coming. Hard core baptists who take every chance they can to tell you you're going to hell unless you sign on the dotted line saying "Yes I ___ accept Jesus as my personal savior". 2)The drunks: unemployed slobs with ten children from different women who wander the dirt roads of town because they can't afford to buy gas for their old clunker cars. Beg random strangers for change to buy beer or whiskey.Rednecks are such a drag. Thank God they're all confined to the small towns of America and never venture out to our Large cities.
Author: axle rose's mansion http://redneck.urbanup.com/423147684. (Redneck) (3↑, 2↓)A person with the lifestyle of beer, sex, and parking trucks on the front lawn.Look at that redneck with his beer.
Author: Joe Lottner http://redneck.urbanup.com/375948385. (redneck) (7↑, 6↓)A redneck is a country bumpkin who lives in flatter areas of the US like the Great Plains and coastal plains while hillbillies are people living in more hilly and/or mountainous areas. Rednecks and hillbillies aren't only found in the South, they are also found in the Northeast, Midwest, and West Coast too. In fact, Vermont which is a Northeastern state is made entirely of rednecks and hillbillies.Rednecks are hard working people that are only made fun of by stupid nerds that sit on their computers and jack off to anime porn.
Author: supertexman http://redneck.urbanup.com/282839386. (redneck) (16↑, 15↓)Historically and traditionally this word was used as a compliment. A word used to acknowledge hard work done. It referred to someone with a sunburned neck (redneck), meaning that he had been working in the field, outside all day long. Now it has become a term used by bigots to describe southerners. THIS WORD IS A COMPLIMENT TO ALL THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS.Two men each who work on farms have sunburned necks. Call each other rednecks, acknowledging the hard work done showed by the burn
Author: Someone from the South with Knowledge http://redneck.urbanup.com/136593187. (Redneck) (81↑, 80↓)The redneck characteristic list: (1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions. (2) They lack spelling skills. (3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents. (4) They find duct tape on a car sexy. (5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks. (6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is. (7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect. (8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u\!++") (9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy\! (10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+") (11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks. (12) They severely lack logic and reasoning. (13) Their favorite color is plaid. (14) Proudly flies the confederate flag. (15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts. (16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend. (17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine. (18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left. (19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way. (20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute' (21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is. All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below"fart u" "i luv nascar+" "kewl\! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today\!33+" "talk ffs u633+" "3...+"
Author: Unknown http://redneck.urbanup.com/110266488. (redneck) (28↑, 27↓)Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their assif you go to a family reunien looking for a girl friend... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK\!\!
Author: anomonus http://redneck.urbanup.com/99273189. (Redneck) (51↑, 50↓)If you want to get technical, a redneck is someone who does a lot of hard labor out in the sun and therefore their neck turns red from sunburn. And for all the shit these people take, without 'em there wouldn't be a whole lot of food in this nation. Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See [George W. Bush] ).For all you assholes who stereotype them, the next time you see a redneck boy chopping wood at noon remember he's probably been up since four and done twice the work in an hour as you've done in a week. And then remember that he'll someday have a loving wife and kids who'll be with him all his life, while you stew in the bile of a divorce over your homosexual affair and lose custody of your goth-punk S.O.B. druggie brats. And then remember that he can kick your ass across his 600 acres of farmland without even trying. So be respectful.
Author: Demon Phoenix 1337 http://redneck.urbanup.com/81942890. (redneck) (23↑, 22↓)One who lives in Colorado, owns a ford heavy duty truck, has a (mullet), and thinks that the south will rise again.A redneck bumper sticker, "Lets nuke those Iraqie bastards to hell, none of this democratic shit..."
Author: Rob Morgan http://redneck.urbanup.com/73178591. (redneck) (0↑, 0↓)country boy with small dick so he has to compensate with a big truck.redneck has a small dick so wants a big truck
Author: BODNOEOSJOJDO http://redneck.urbanup.com/639113692. (Redneck) (0↑, 0↓)A man or a woman of the Caucasian race who loves anything to do with hunting, fishing, ATVs, big trucks, "camo" patterns, and country music. Usually has a 12th grade education or less. Usually had their first child between the ages of 15 and 20. Often lives in a rural area, but not always. Rednecks are found in every state of the U.S.Girl, did you see that Gretchen Wilson Youtube video "Redneck Woman?" She hit the nail on the head, ya'll\!
Author: MountainWoman2012 http://redneck.urbanup.com/631099993. (redneck) (0↑, 0↓)Unlike what some dumbasses think rednecks are not uneducated, dumb people from the woods. In reality most rednecks are extremely smart but that doesn't mean they go to Harvard or Yale that means they can do things like repair a car or explain how hydraulics work unlike all you foreign car driving, city dwelling, stupid ass, mother fucking city people that couldn't change a tire on a fucking ford to save your life. Rednecks are always caring and nice people that only get mad when you stupid people decide to offend them or there family or there country. Rednecks are not alcoholics they don't constantly drink they only drink after a hard days of work unlike you lawyers and shit that don't know what that is. If it weren't for the rednecks in this world then nobody would be able to survive.City person in a bar: ah I hate those stupid as hicks they are good for nothing. City person on his way home:damn my wheel thingy broke now I need a tow truck Tow truck company: um were sorry we can't attend to you right now... The person that answered the phone was a redneck,that owns the company, that was sitting in the bar next to the city person
Author: JOBurn http://redneck.urbanup.com/616812694. (Redneck) (1↑, 1↓)southern white people who drive big trucks with even bigger tires, has a confederate flag, chewing on wintergreen chewing tobacco, huntiing deers with the shot gunthose rednecks all dress up in camo with muddy trucks during deer season... lets get'er done
Author: kbreezy112 http://redneck.urbanup.com/600750295. (redneck) (0↑, 0↓)a man that is from the south. he usally hunts out of his bedroom window. He also dresses his son up as a snotrag for halloween. He walks 2 skool with his son because they are in the same grade. The biggest exampla of a redneck will be Eric L.crap my son is a redneck he wont stop singing ccountry music and hunting for cattle.
Author: the crazy redneck http://redneck.urbanup.com/587176996. (Redneck) (0↑, 0↓)the REAL origin of the term "redneck" derives from the WVA, Kentucky coal-mining communities where union labor was not only frowned upon, but members were openly beaten, shot at, and kept from working...so the union began distributing red bandanas for the miners to wear to show that they were union supporters...so "rednecks" was both a derogatory (from the ownership side) and a badge of honor (from the miners side)...and seeing as how a third of the miners were African-American (they too were called rednecks)...it has nothing to do with being outside and getting sunburned...and what's even more funny is when trying to explain to a young black youth that if he were mining coal in that region in the early 20th century, he too would be called a redneck...those [redneck] boys are going on strike again...
Author: bigdaddysugarkane http://redneck.urbanup.com/582243897. (Redneck) (0↑, 0↓)1) Is a group of people typically that live in the south. They are typically pictured as white people that have dirty clothes on and are living in a trailer. Rednecks are actually nice people who once you interact with them you would understand that they aint idiots but nice hard working people. Sure they may appear to be bad people but as the saying goes " Dont judge a book by its cover".[south] [trailer] [redneck]
Author: The1Great1One http://redneck.urbanup.com/577508498. (Redneck) (1↑, 1↓)Some serious bad ass people who love nothin more than shootin things, 4 wheeling, hanging out with their woman and listenin to good music, not to be confused with whitetrash.when you see some body dirvin a lifted duramax blaring hank and johny cash, with a confederate flag, thats a redneck
Author: a real redneck http://redneck.urbanup.com/575919899. (Redneck) (0↑, 0↓)If you camp out at a walmart parking lot to watch NASCAR the next day, cut you lawn with scissors, annually go to NASCARDamn u redneck
Author: Someone12345Egg http://redneck.urbanup.com/5752794100. (Redneck) (2↑, 2↓)someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you.rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck\!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)
Author: gojohnson48 http://redneck.urbanup.com/5511545101. (RedNeck) (2↑, 2↓)A person who attempts to fit in a certain subculture but often comes off as a social outcast. At one point in their life had profuse acne.That dude looks like a redneck when he tries to act gangster.
Author: TowertheBoss http://redneck.urbanup.com/4930920102. (redneck) (2↑, 2↓)You might be a REDNECK if... ...you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.redneck fyi
Author: dissa1 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4817268103. (Redneck) (1↑, 1↓)The condition of a southern farmers neck fron farming vegitables all day in the blistering heat, so northeners can eat something besides corn.Farmer=Honey, do you have any skin lotion? farmers wife=You've been out in the fields all day again haven't you dear, i told you your neck will get red? Farmer=Yes, and my redneck burns terribly but if I don't get this crop up north them yankees will die from corn overdose.
Author: holyman612 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4706313104. (redneck) (2↑, 2↓)Despite conventional intuition, rednecks are incredibly inventive when it comes to engineering.I've seen a redneck-built jacuzzi constructed from a metal tub, a scaffolding frame, and a fire pit. It may not look very glamorous, but hell, it works, doesn't it?
Author: spinaltapsoundguy http://redneck.urbanup.com/4686185105. (Redneck) (2↑, 2↓)Someone from the south, not white trash, don't put up with alot of shit, don't like yankee's, love the woods, mudd, big ass trucks, boots, wranglers, the south, confederate flags, dip, beer, huntin', fishin', and talks different than most of yall people, and alot of other things.Redneck one: Hey yall lets head to the woods to mudd\! Redneck two: Hell yea\!
Author: MountedShooter09 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4527311106. (Redneck) (3↑, 3↓)Mostly from the South, widely thought of as uneducated men who sleep with their sister and who hit their women and children. Which however is wrong, they are educated in more ways than 1. Thought of as a person who prefers solitude, but really just prefers a simple life.A redneck can work all his life and get nothing but ridicule from "better" people. A redneck can Join the military, become a doctor, stalk, kill, and skin a deer, raise his own crops, shoe his own horses and is one of the most loving and compassionate people, they just have problems expressing them to outsiders.
Author: RedneckMarine08 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4466503107. (redneck) (2↑, 2↓)The origanal rednecks were southern coal miners that marched a great lenght to get a union and wore red bandanas around their necks as they marched many people shouted redneck at them they took that as a good name because they fought for a union many of these coal miners were black.That big coal miner right there is a redneck
Author: benjamin whedbee jr http://redneck.urbanup.com/4166330108. (redneck) (2↑, 2↓)you might be a redneck if: 1. ur cowboy boots are from the goodwill 2.ur tires on ur truck cost more than the truck 3.walmart is ur home away from home 4.you'd rather burn in hell than drive or even ride in a ford. 5.ur plumber is ur bestfriend 6.all of ur preset radio stations are set to a country station 7.the confederate flag is like the bible 8.u have a shitload of siblings 9.the city is a place u'll never go to. 10.u make a swiming pool in the bed of ur truck. o and u dont use urbandictionary becuz toomany black people who dont like rednecks come on here and talk shit. well guess what. . .we have guns too. and we arent scared so fuck off.joe: that redneck is half the size of his tires\! me: i dont blame him. . . i'd love to have that truck alex: ur such a bubbet.
Author: virginianredneck http://redneck.urbanup.com/4105523109. (redneck) (5↑, 5↓)It isnt clear where the term comes from, most now consider it to be workers from the south. It has become a very negative term, at least in many eyes. I mean I hate nascar, havent hunted in 30 years, have a degree, and I consider myself a redneck.Redneck- person (mostly) from the south who doesnt care what you think of them. Tend to be loyal as dogs and likely has one.
Author: goodoleredneck http://redneck.urbanup.com/4075538110. (Redneck) (8↑, 8↓)a redneck is someone who is a proud american. someone who stands up for his/her country. usaully a southerner. their proud of who they are. we dont listen to rap we prefere hank williams jr. we know how to get down on a saturday night. we love our pick-up trucks & our camo. not all of us are from west virginia, but those that are don't marry our family. (my family is from WV and we have a town named after us...i would know.) we do have fish frys and throw a hog and the pit in or front yard a couple times a year. we love the NFL and are diehard nascar fans. we live off Larry the Cable Guy qoutes. were friendly, not racist. we wont shoot you for looking at us. vegetarian is not in our vocabulary. not all of us are still obsessing over the civil war and fly the confederate flag becuase we know if we had one we wouldnt be speaking english we'd be speakin Chinese or some shitt like that. not all southerners are rednecks. TRY TO GET TO KNOW SOME REDNECKS BEFORE YOU FUCKING JUDGE US\!look at them damn rednecks they now how to party.
Author: Countryyy giirl. http://redneck.urbanup.com/3757390111. (Redneck) (6↑, 6↓)A classification of United States amuricans who presumably drink a beyond reasonable amount of grain alcohol, chew long leaf and straight tabacca, beat their housewifery daily, grow hideous mullets (10 90's), drink beer from a mason jar,make sweet love to their first cousin, brother, mother, or great grand daughter (only to find that their offspring has multiple digits and an astronomical amount of mental retardations), participate in saudistic activities, engage in racially defiant groups, drink the scum of the earth beer more directly called Bud (once sponsored by a kin redneck known as Dale Earnhardt Jr [more known to the NASCAR crowd \{"Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"\}just simply as junior] and indirctely as poo poo ka choo piss low quality H2O, and lasty but not leastly enjoy the pure game of hunting and fisting, or is it fishing?????That deformed man from alabama appears to be a redneck.
Author: AmuricaRulz69 http://redneck.urbanup.com/3449106112. (RedNeck) (11↑, 11↓)A Redneck is a man of southern american persona who usually is racist and offensive to blacks,gays and pretty much anyone who hates nascar. They are usually found in Large families as they are inbred and mothers and fathers are usually brothers and sisters and a car you would asocciate with rednecks is usually a pickup truck.things that they think are great but really they aint NASCAR,Budweiser,George W Bush.They would also hate it if obama became president and by their white supremisist organizations such as the kkk they would assasinate him.Black Guy: Hey what can i buy in the store Rednecks:We Do Not Welcome Your Kind In Our Store *points Shotgun At Him*
Author: The_NOOB http://redneck.urbanup.com/3249221113. (redneck) (2↑, 2↓)A less subtle alternate name for someone originating from the south-eastern states of America Typically enjoy NASCAR and despise homosexuals though not in all cases Disliked by the people who live in south-eastern America as it unfairly categorizes them Another word similar to hick in that they generally mean the same thing [hick]Take a good look at zombeh because she's a redneck FO SHAW\! =P
Author: DarkeTiger http://redneck.urbanup.com/3144434114. (redneck) (3↑, 3↓)originated i believe in Tennessee as dutch/Irish immigrants. the name redneck came about because of red handkerchiefs they wore around their necks. they are also where the term "hillbilly" came from."did you see that lawnmower race?" "yeah, that was some redneck bullshit"
Author: viciousk http://redneck.urbanup.com/2823356115. (redneck) (3↑, 3↓)country & western lovin,gun totin,mullet wearin,zz top lookalikes. dont drive home if u aint got a ute...ned kelly, rural hero, exemplary redneck
Author: anthill http://redneck.urbanup.com/2589168116. (redneck) (6↑, 6↓)a person who chooses to not be sophisticated and comes from a rural community. Usually enjoys the simple things in life like fishing, hunting and four wheeling. Also usually works in Agriculture.She came from a town of 500 and acted like a total redneck while in New York.
Author: krizzer http://redneck.urbanup.com/2566803117. (redneck) (16↑, 16↓)if havn fun includes an old truck and mud or taylor ungerbuehler is your girlfriendme havn fun in my dependable FORD and my girlfriend
Author: bryant king http://redneck.urbanup.com/1170172118. (redneck) (70↑, 70↓)What I guess I'm supposed to be just because I am a [Republican], am from the [Midwest] and I proudly voted for [George W. Bush]. Anyway, this is all according to [liberal] Democrats.I'd rather be around rednecks than liberal [emo] kids anyday.
Author: Union Soldier http://redneck.urbanup.com/1060659119. (Redneck) (27↑, 27↓)Someone who has a red neck. Plain and simple.Bob: Hey, you got a sunburn\! You Redneck\! Jim: I know man, it's hot out here.
Author: I AM Canadian\! http://redneck.urbanup.com/925926120. (redneck) (33↑, 33↓)White Wetbacks still working in the fields in the south and still pissed off that black people they bought were freed from the north and are becoming millionaires. see northern rednecks [denny]Damn Jimbob your redder than an injun.. yukyukyuk. Redneck:hay jimbob\! I got promoted and being transferred up north. Jimbob: where ya working at? Redneck:at Denny's\!
Author: 1:30pm http://redneck.urbanup.com/123587121. (redneck) (3↑, 4↓)coolest people in the world... Tend to drink beer while getting their sweet ass trucks stuck in the biggest mud hole they can find... Don't need much to stay entertained... Sometimes of the racist variety... Tend to listen to country music...Redneck 1 : I dare youto drive stright throught that hole... Redneck 2 : Okay... Shit.... Im stuck... Redneck 1 : Hahahahaha.... Let me get the chain...
Author: munchychy http://redneck.urbanup.com/5038756122. (Redneck) (2↑, 3↓)Someone who fucks with their cousin or other close family member.See, cuz shes mah sister and mah girlfriend... I'll jes be cleanin mah gun whal the black feller walks down the street. The common redneck feeds on beer and chips, they often sleep in sturdy structures called trailers in larger communities called trailer parks. This is the nature channel studying the strangest creatures of earth.
Author: shadefromtrees http://redneck.urbanup.com/4526617123. (Redneck) (1↑, 2↓)redneck [red-nek] Noun - A person who works in the sun all day so that he can feed his family and pay his bills through winter.Cletus: "Dun be stealin' melon from ol' Johnnie, he dun put buckshot in muh ass\!" Toby: "Foo', Johnnie a redneck. He be thankin' dat food worth somethin' spacial."
Author: AdamTheWhip http://redneck.urbanup.com/4426705124. (Redneck) (3↑, 4↓)Here are some characteristics of rednecks 1. A lot of them are racist but they won't say it to an African American's face 2.They love hunting, fishing, muddin', 4-wheeling, and nascar 3. Almost every redneck man smokes, drinks, or dips tobacco or some combination of them 4. Almost all redneck men wear hats and they usually either have a rebel flag on them or say Git R Done 5. Most rednecks drive around in an old beat-up pick up truck 6. Rednecks are religious and usually go to baptist churches 7. Rednecks love walmart, you cannot get into walmart on check day and for most rednecks check day is a disability check they faked a disability to get 8. Rednecks are fiercely loyal to their family, if you say something bad about one of their "kin" you will get you butt kicked 9. Rednecks either live in trailers or really modest homes 10. Most rednecks are super friendly and would break their neck to help you outThis is the way rednecks where i live act
Author: cavgal89 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4111770125. (redneck) (5↑, 6↓)One who: 1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth 2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs 3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo 4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place 5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew 6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it 7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda 8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out 9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News 10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain DewI just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.
Author: t12j19c95 http://redneck.urbanup.com/3965616126. (redneck) (5↑, 6↓)By and large a rural or small town person with certain attitudes and tastes that are in general, lacking sophistication . For example, they prefer to only do certain things that most would consider in some cases crude or rough. But its just their nature. Usually because of how they were raised. Typically, they like to watch certain sports, and drink , and have a very blunt manner. A redneck is not Southern. There are redneck Southerners, but rednecks can be from anywhere, really. Southern rednecks actually have more in common with Yankees- due to their rude and brash manner and harsh way of speaking. There are lots of Northern and Midwestern Rednecks too in the USA. Redneck is an attitude that is pretty narrow and not open to other things . Most rednecks tend to be of the lower socio-economic backrgroundHe's a typical redneck who likes to use foul language and scratch himself in public.
Author: RichmondBread http://redneck.urbanup.com/3809906127. (redneck) (3↑, 4↓)a redneck is what happens when an anacephalic baby reaches adulthood."That redneck Jed done crashed his dirtbike on the freeway again."
Author: lockligger http://redneck.urbanup.com/2571143128. (redneck) (7↑, 8↓)One who lives in a rural area and acts accordingly.Johnny is a redneck because he lives in a rural area and acts accordingly.
Author: Co3y http://redneck.urbanup.com/2318006129. (redneck) (2↑, 3↓)Anyone who lives in nokesville and drives a lifted truckIm from nokesville and I have a big truck plus im a redneck.
Author: andre lewis http://redneck.urbanup.com/1505452130. (redneck) (25↑, 26↓)You might be a redneck if.. .........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." ..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ..........You bow your head when someone prays. ..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ..........You've never burned an American flag. ..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. .........You'd give your last dollar to a friend. *Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck
Author: CYBERKING http://redneck.urbanup.com/1495328131. (Redneck) (29↑, 30↓)A redneck is someone who lacks spelling skills, intelligence, and sophistication. Some of them tend to befriend roaches. How they do this, I have no idea. They also tend to collect license plates. Some will even be proud to be considered a redneck until they learn about incest. They tend to use "fart" in place of swear words."ft\!", "33++", "fart u"
Author: Unknown http://redneck.urbanup.com/1102529132. (redneck) (38↑, 39↓)see george bush or the president of the united statesgeorge bush is a fucking redneck
Author: pimp daddy dollars http://redneck.urbanup.com/1094720133. (redneck) (21↑, 22↓)A glorious lack of sophistication.Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no\! European on my boot\!
Author: Jess http://redneck.urbanup.com/1001201134. (Redneck) (107↑, 108↓)A person who occupies the southeastern states and: 1) Is a Republican 2) Flunked out of pre-school 3) Chews tobacco 4) Has a pick-up truckMy next door neighboor is a rebulican, owns a truck, chews tobacco and is stupid. He is a redneck.
Author: wakedemons http://redneck.urbanup.com/1000539135. (Redneck) (65↑, 66↓)According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth [abortion] or [gay marriage]. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.Well, I voted for George and I'm a devout Conservative; I guess that makes me a redneck.
Author: Journey Fan http://redneck.urbanup.com/924689136. (redneck) (29↑, 30↓)The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.Josh is a redneck
Author: josh http://redneck.urbanup.com/297008137. (Redneck) (0↑, 2↓)someone who is unwilling to change, and who is prejudiced against outsiders and those not sharing their worldview. Rednecks live their entire lives in the same area, usually rural, as there is too much diversity in cities. They tend to keep the same opinions as their parents and grandparents; family values and bigotry alike are passed down and kept alive through the younger generation. A lack of taste (in clothing, housing, decor, tv shows) is common, but not a fast rule. There are rednecks in every country, but they sometimes go by different names depending on region.Annie Jo: "My Momma said that if God wanted black people and white people to get married, he would have made them the same color." Allison: "Why would God care if people's skin color matched? Don't be such a redneck."
Author: Shoomado http://redneck.urbanup.com/5460189138. (Redneck) (2↑, 4↓)A wifebeathing, child abusing, useless fuck who gets by on what other people do for them. Origionally an honerable term used to describe the coal miners who wished to unionize and had to tie red bandanas around their necks to distinguish them from the coal companies men, which they often got into firefights with. Often misused to describe a "hick," or a blue collar idividual who lives in a rural area."He is the biggest [redneck] that I know."
Author: countryboy586 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4917481139. (Redneck) (4↑, 6↓)Anyone who speaks with a southern accent and fucks their sister.Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK
Author: tatomuck1 http://redneck.urbanup.com/3496415140. (redneck) (11↑, 13↓)ones creative insight when a boring getogether with friends gets silent and ur talkin about duct tape and u come up with a game using ppl getin tangled upIf u use duct tape to create a twister board of duct tape u might b a redneck(true story)
Author: MELON-A-TOR http://redneck.urbanup.com/739600141. (redneck) (39↑, 41↓)Poor working class white people, the most politically incorrect ethnic subgroup in existence. The bane of a pansy spoiled rich liberal's existence. Used by liberals to describe any white person who is suspicious of every whack job liberal social plan. Also, the intense hatred and intolerance that so called "progressives" show towards rednecks is proof that most progressive liberals are hypocritical asshats.This redneck is gonna kick your Yankee ass.
Author: El Freak http://redneck.urbanup.com/308065142. (Redneck) (8↑, 11↓)An illiterate, uneducated, ignorant fuck showing little or no sophistication in modern society. City dwellers especially in the southwestern United States will call him a 'loser' if he actively tries to interact with too many people, especially of the opposite sex. A redneck shows little refinement, etiquette, dress code nor anything proper city dwellers would associate with; especially younger educated prudes. A lot of society's ills or domestic violence problems might even be associated with a stereotypical uneducated redneck.A loser redneck moves from a smaller town to a larger upscale southwestern city. He tries to hit on a lot of cute University educated ladies there but they all reject him saying 'not my type' or you uneducated, illiterate ignorant fuck I'm not interested in you. After years of unsuccessful torment in the city he begins to realize he is just a rejected redneck in a strange land by definition.
Author: honestguy87110 http://redneck.urbanup.com/4129307143. (redneck) (3↑, 6↓)Rednecks are simple country folk, generally applied to those in the southern United States but lately applied farther afield. The term Redneck comes from the tell tale sun spot on the back of their neck. Rednecks tend to be self reliant, poor, and uneducated. Generally uneducated and self reliant is because of their state of poverty. Back in the day education wasn't public, cheap, and most cases available. because they lacked knowledge, and knew it, they depended upon more educated folk for whatever was out of their scope. Hence their tendancy toward racism. Rednecks tendency to distrust Yankees is because most feds are Yankee, and Feds are always in their business. The origin of their tendency or Moonshine and Nascar goes hand and hand with their distaste for the Feds.If you have to take your transmission out of the tub so your wife can take a bath you might be a redneck.
Author: wbaxter http://redneck.urbanup.com/3074837144. (redneck) (7↑, 10↓)You might be a redneck if: 1. your family tree doesn't fork 2. you go to a family reunion to meet "chicks" 3. you eat deer meat and other forms of roadkill 4. you carry a gun and drive around in a pickup truck 5. you either know what "mud bogging" is or engage in it. 6. you keep old furniture and car parts in your lawn. 7. you wear a silly hat that has "wings" and like to hunt and/or fish. 8. you frequently receive government aid in the form of a welfare or unemployment check. 9. your 2-month old infant has more teeth than you do. 10. you often wear overalls.I can't stand a redneck.
Author: krock1dk http://redneck.urbanup.com/2927584145. (redneck) (7↑, 10↓)[decent], [proud of heritage], [usually Indian descendant], [blatantly honest], [high morals], [salt of earth]. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense.God said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple."
Author: Cherokee Loner http://redneck.urbanup.com/2548658146. (redneck) (9↑, 12↓)noun: someone who drives a camaro and whose face resembles that of a rat.Jim: yo man look at that Camaro\! Lucy: Look at that thing that's driving it\! Unison: WOW. WHAT A REDNECK.
Author: Cheesypoofs :) http://redneck.urbanup.com/2101353147. (redneck) (11↑, 14↓)a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of emcity folk- my tires flat\! What should i do? Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass\! This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk. It was about end of sept. City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin" Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
Author: estay http://redneck.urbanup.com/2013081148. (Redneck) (16↑, 19↓)A person or persons who sport camoflague jackets, hats, boots, and or shirts. One who hunts every weekend, uses "ain't and y'all" in every sentence, has no sense of humour if the joke pertains to themselves, overally uses the insult "faggot", and is extremely close-minded and stereotypical, if not ignorant and hypocritical. These can be combined to make a "redneck", some do not pertain to very few, but most pertain to these examples.Redneck1: Hey, look at that faggot with the mohawk\! Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay. Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*
Author: Crestfallenman http://redneck.urbanup.com/1630116149. (redneck) (34↑, 37↓)A Ford-pickup-driving, George-Bush-loving, deep-fried-everything-eating, tobacco-chewing, cheap-beer-drinking asshole. Redneck usually has a negative connotation. They can be found anywhere south of the Mason-Dickson line, usually in areas where there is at least one country music bar on every corner.That redneck just spit tobacco juice on my shoe.
Author: Kat Jarvis http://redneck.urbanup.com/1466141150. (Redneck) (58↑, 61↓)A total dumbass who, ironically, calls people dumbasses when they themselves have irritating accents typical of a dumbass. Their official sport is NASCAR, their national flag is the Confederate Battle Flag (or Rebel Flag), and their national anthem ends with "...gentlemen, start your engines." These people come in various appearances, ranging from nearly toothless and wearing overalls and a John Deere hat, to wearing Dixie Outfitters or NASCAR shirts, Wrangler Jeans, and has chewing tobacco. Many of them, including women and men, like wearing these clothing lines, and many of the women are fat ass blondes, or dirt-colored brunettes, though not all women of that description are rednecks. Not all rednecks are racists, but a majority of them are quite intolerant or inhospitable to different cultures or races. Some in a few places even still lynch black people. Though millions of people nationwide say "y'all" it is still a major word in the Redneck vocabulary. Other words include "whoo-doggy", "varmint", "wersh", "poke", "buggy", "coons", "chicken 'n dumplins", and "All y'alls". Many of the guys are bastards that threaten you and then call you "boy" or "son". Lots of those girls like to taunt both guys and girls of other, non-redneck groups verbally. They try to entice the boys, and tell both sexes how the redneck girls are better (which theyre not.) Rednecks are also people who are proud of having Confederate monuments, try to destroy anything that isn't completely All-American, fly Rebel flags outside their houses, and love putting living room furniture on their damn porch. Various Redneck hobbies include this vehicle-involved sport called "Muddin'", drinking lots of beer and whiskey, watching NASCAR, squirrel hunting, wearing shitty cowboy boots, attending monster truck events, blaring country music out their windows, and trying to tape all the episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard. Most rednecks don't plan on attending college anytime soon, they usually had problems in school, both academically and behavior-wise; and they would rather engage in the hobbies and activities listed above. Some rednecks even attend KKK meetings. For more information, read the other redneck definitions. (Spread the word.)Not all of these following people are rednecks: 1. Farmers 2. Fishermen 3. People born in the South 4. Deer Hunters 5. Auto Mechanics 6. Wal-Mart customers (there are a few normal people who go there.) 7. People who eat at Waffle House.
Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://redneck.urbanup.com/790396151. (Redneck) (40↑, 43↓)A corn haulin', stump holin', hog callin', beer swillin', pick-up truck drivin', hay stompin', pole rollin', tobacco chewin', loud mouthin', belly hangin', dawg smellin', slack jawin' nascar lovin', fat bitch fuckin' Redneck.Hoss is a Redneck.
152. (redneck) (2↑, 6↓)Usually male, but can be female too. A male redneck is one who is mainly dirty blonde, 5 foot 9. Yellow teeth, leaves the truck window down, even if it is 95 degrees in summer..Feels claustrophobic if the AC is on. Gotta get that Fah rayush air., one who has abused many women before, and just has to call any female a BITCH, even his female dogs. WAYALL, that is what they yar.\! he would say. Female rednecks are always jealous of their mayon, thinking they got some sort of prize, and ya bettur stay away from heeum.\!\! Some of them even have good jobs, ABOVE their intelligence level, lord knows why. anyway, rednecks come in both sexes, and they like sex too...they think it is natural, like animals in the wild.Rednecks are corny, horny, and just plain dumb, NASCAR being one of their favorite passtimes, varoomie cars go round and round and round, till I ACTUALLY fall asleep. Yeah, to be a redneck you have to actually STAY awake while watching it\! I watch it when I want some background noise to make me take an afternoon nap\!
Author: alskjdlajs http://redneck.urbanup.com/4134446153. (Redneck) (10↑, 14↓)A white race that blames the blacks, jews, mexicans, and any other race for their trailer park life. They won't even work for minium wage to buy toothpaste to brush their shitty teeths and go to school, quit fucking your own relatives.Billy Bob, "These dam mexicans come to take all our jobs." Jose, "Well your lazy ass don't want to wash dishes and make mininum wage." Billy Bob, " Naw, I graduated from the 6th grade, thats like having a High School diploma." Jose, "Redneck, I already have a lawn mowing business, have 2 houses, trucks, and get to travel. And you still live in this shitty trailer park."
Author: Mz. Gangsta http://redneck.urbanup.com/4133878154. (redneck) (2↑, 6↓)yall motherfuckers on her wouldnt know a redneck if one hit you right in the head. a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat ithay yall lets go don yonder to tha crick n dew sum skinny dippin thats what rednecks say
Author: wylieredneck http://redneck.urbanup.com/3788695155. (redneck) (4↑, 8↓)One who would invite his 100 cousins to a trailer park for a family reunion where they all sit on a big red ratty couch drinking mounds of bud light (minus the light) and what Nascar all day long yeehawing every lap and saying the word ain't in every sentence. They all have beer guts, wear trucker hats,have ugly fat wives,grow something,have a dirty house and yard,be married to their sister,can not talk/read/wirte properly and own at least two rocking chairs."BubbaJoe's havin a full on redneck renunions\! don'ts ferget teh Bud\!"
Author: He knows what he says http://redneck.urbanup.com/3779339156. (Redneck) (4↑, 8↓)A Tesco employee who likes to brew moonshine in his free time, he also likes to play with horses at the weekend. All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding."I hit a cat the other day" "Did yall bag it up for me?" "LOL you stupid redneck"
Author: Da Dogzz http://redneck.urbanup.com/3279855157. (redneck) (4↑, 8↓)A white dude who lives in the countryside, belives in guns, cops, who is fascist and racist.George Walker Bush is an excellent example of a redneck
Author: fuckoff123 http://redneck.urbanup.com/2578390158. (Redneck) (14↑, 18↓)Glorious absence of basic common sence.If you frequent the same titty bar more than three times a week because your sister gives the best lapdances in town. You might be a redneck.
Author: Stairface Chippendale http://redneck.urbanup.com/1755415159. (redneck) (15↑, 19↓)Please refer to [James Sanford]James slept with his sister
Author: Ian the Man http://redneck.urbanup.com/1178098160. (redneck) (26↑, 30↓)Superior sub-species of the White race. One who can hunt, fish, provide for their family without government assistance, and drive over all the "low riding" hondas.Watch the redneck mob lynch your negro buddy.
Author: JAI http://redneck.urbanup.com/538467161. (redneck) (8↑, 13↓)at my school we have what we call the rednecks or hick squad these people arent what most people define as rednecks. these people wear redwing boots, hollister shirts and pants, and have really short clean cut hair. yet they are obsessed with chewing and have absolutely NO grammer. Their hobbies are chewing, ridin their brutes (term meaning fourwheeler), gettin drunk on the strip job, listening to country, inbreading, playing sports, video games, making fun of what they call "emo-fags" which to them is anyone not wearing boots or nike shocks. they are all rebels til the day they die. they travel in large groups and will yell something like hey emo fag and when you turn around and say who the fuck say that they just act like it wasnt them because they are only badass on the internet.vobulary is very small. - hold'er, waaaiiiiilllll, yyeeaaaahh, i aint gay, wail i guess you aint gay, hold dat sonbitch, git r' done, rebel til the day i die, crosser up, gottachew, copenhagen, can i have that bottle when your done, go cut your wrist emo fag, waiiit, holder newt, muh shit-kicks, hail no, you gotcha n' ayuss whoopin comin yur wayee. normal person-stfu stupid goatfuckin redneck redneck-waaaaaaaiiiiit i outa whoop yo ass normal person-meet me at the park tomar after school next day normal person shows redneck doesnt ----------- redneck- mom\! come in here mother- bahhhhh
Author: Whoaitsgage http://redneck.urbanup.com/2703091162. (redneck) (12↑, 17↓)redneck: n. offensive slang/ stereotype/ includes: an individual from the South Eastern states, a thick southern accent, from a poor family, or background, is a physical laborer, uses smokeless tobacco, listens to country music, is an alcoholic, usually defends their stereotype, drives a truck, involved in sports, is usually a racist, usually a huge bush supporter. Synonyms: White Trash, Racist, hillybilly, good ol' boy, hick, retard, faggot, moron, conservative, trailer trash, blue collar, ass hole.Ethan: let's go hang out with Dustin, kaleb, he's got some vodka\! Kaleb: Dude, no..he's a redneck, didn't you hear abou that DUI he got?\!
Author: Effon http://redneck.urbanup.com/2331797163. (Redneck) (25↑, 30↓)Any person of white descent who hates niggers, spics, and anybody else of non white descent who show great pride in their heritage. Also has an extreme fascination with muscle cars and 4 wheel drive trucks. Love to hunt, fish, and drink. They also have respectable hard working jobs. Refuse to take shit from anybody.Guy 1: Ron's such a redneck... Guy 2: Yeah, I know... I saw him out working on his Charger after he got done hunting. Guy 1: Yeah, I challenged him to do shots and he beat my ass...
Author: Robert E. Lee http://redneck.urbanup.com/1091014164. (redneck) (21↑, 26↓)A person, generally white, who is convinced anyone who he doesn't know is bad-news. Stays with a small circle of friends which are just generally the redneck's family esp. cousins. They seem to not have any real social skills nor goals in life.The rednecks felt threatened when they saw the man walk by with 2 women. So they tried to attack the man. But the rednecks lost the fight as well as their 2 teeth they all had left.
Author: Rebecca http://redneck.urbanup.com/605185165. (redneck) (18↑, 23↓)Southern country person constantly under crying baby-like pressure from the metropolitan intelligensia to be as miserable as they are. Oh and those 'Rednecks' are also the people who put the food on America's plates. What a waste of space they are.WAH\! redneck\! WAH\! inbreeding\! WAH\! feed me\!
Author: M http://redneck.urbanup.com/516748166. (Redneck) (20↑, 25↓)A poor white southern, but at least they ain't as bad as those damn yanks.Being a redneck, I have to say, UP YOURS, NORTH\!
Author: Jocco http://redneck.urbanup.com/182341167. (Redneck) (20↑, 25↓)A person who loves beer, shooting animals, marring their relatives, and mostly live in Texas, the south, Washington State, and Oregon. Some of them can be racist and intolerant of other people's traditons and cultures and usually dislike the homosexual lifestyle.Sam Robichaud is a redneck.
168. (Redneck) (0↑, 6↓)People who do not know how to dress properly, and they are super dumb and ONLY listen to country and only shops at walmart to buy their clothes.Farms have mainly rednecks or places with ponds.
Author: AllysonT http://redneck.urbanup.com/3056298169. (redneck) (5↑, 11↓)The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.
Author: The Little Kid http://redneck.urbanup.com/1779158170. (REDNECK) (20↑, 26↓)You might be a redneck if.. .........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." ..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ..........You bow your head when someone prays. ..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ..........You've never burned an American flag. ..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. .........You'd give your last dollar to a friend. *Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.I'm from [North Carolina] and I'm proud to be a redneck
Author: CyberKing http://redneck.urbanup.com/1515142171. (Redneck) (13↑, 19↓)A poor, white, often rowdy southerner, usually one from a rural area. The word, which is sometimes deragatory, has its origins in the sunburned necks of farmers and outdoor laborers, and originally meant a poor farmer."A redneck is means to be related with 'po' whites...
Author: tree girl http://redneck.urbanup.com/1253701172. (Redneck) (26↑, 32↓)a redneck is not someone who sleeps with family. a redneck is simply someone who is proud to be a south. The world would be a better place if the south would have won. the Yankees would probably have better raisin and more common sence. Yall shouldn't be fags anyhow b/c God made it to where men should be with WOMEN. not with a queer. Rednecks have more common sence than the northerners. They are also friendlier. I bet that if someone's car breaks down, a redneck may help them b/c they have polite and respectful manners. as for the yankees they wouldn't help anyone. I am proud to be in the south, you aint got that much killin unless its animals. AT least we can understand the words to our music. Yall need to know that there is a difference between REDNECKS, KKK, and WEST VIRGINIA. okay."Show a yankee how to drive, point his car north"
Author: danielle b. http://redneck.urbanup.com/848250173. (redneck) (27↑, 33↓)1:a white trash person that lives in a trailer park, usually wearing orange camo holding a shotgun.Dax the redneck was chewing his dip all day.
Author: Dr. Bash http://redneck.urbanup.com/142765174. (Redneck) (0↑, 7↓)1. Any person of any color or ethnicity who acts like an uncivilized barbarian and/or leads a dissolute life characterized by rebelliousness or criminality. 2. To a Democrat - anyone who is not a Marxist or inclined to the various beliefs of Marxism, the Democrat party, progressivism or leftist liberalism. i.e. a patriotic American. 3. A term of defiance used by white working class persons who would not normally be considered rednecks - most often to defy false leftist stereotypes against American conservatives, 4. Archaic - a poor white Southern Democrat farmer of the 1920s or a pro-union coal miner during the labor movement of the 1920s.[nigger] [thug] [redneck]
Author: Wordly Master http://redneck.urbanup.com/6166675175. (Redneck) (3↑, 10↓)(noun): Terry Francona, manager of the Boston Red Sox (otherwise known as the Boston Red Nex)"When I went down to the Durty South, all these Terry Franconas wanted to blow me." "After fuckin' mom and sis, I knew I had become a full grown redneck."
Author: Jigga Lizzle http://redneck.urbanup.com/3000207176. (Redneck) (3↑, 10↓)a kick-ass song by Lamb Of God from their new CD, Sacrament"This is your motherfucking invitation...The only one you could ever need.." Redneck Lamb of God Sacrament
Author: Pwnzing Mercenary http://redneck.urbanup.com/1995232177. (Redneck) (19↑, 26↓)A Bush voter. Sees Bush as their spiritual leader. One who resides in the Red States.Those guys from the South voted for Bush, they must recognize their spiritual leader.
Author: calicutieeee http://redneck.urbanup.com/969882178. (redneck) (27↑, 34↓)noun: often racist, ignorant unintelligent low-class (whitetrash) denizens of the south east side of the USA who love two things: their sisters (not in a good way) and NASCAR. Rednecks make americans look bad because of their extereme ingorance and tolerance for cheap beer and cheap ciggarettes and their tendency to live in trailers. Not always poor but (often are) maintain a low-brow view on life.that redneck just drank 24 cans of busch and grabbed his sisters ass
Author: \#1 stunna http://redneck.urbanup.com/760071179. (redneck) (15↑, 22↓)A person who has an overwhemling urge to clean the removed transmission of a 1978 Trans Am in the bath tub of their single wide trailer.Author: fatmanboogie http://redneck.urbanup.com/319419180. (Redneck) (10↑, 17↓)Western Canada, middle Alberta farmers who live in or near Calahoo and area.Steve is such a redneck but his parties are kick ass
Author: Steve- O http://redneck.urbanup.com/245795181. (redneck) (10↑, 18↓)American who lives in the southern states. Hobbies include shooting everything that moves, war, drinking large volumes of whiskey, incest, NASCAR, talking about those 'damn yankees', working on the farm with ma and pa, country music and voting republican. They are deeply religious, generally following the cult of the flag, which researchers have discovered can make rednecks feel 323% more patriotic on sight. The male of the species is clearly in charge, and discipline is carried out using fists, often after a session of tradtional drinking. Woman are usaully religious, praising jesus regularly, and have only 2 jobs. Give the man a son and act as a long term punchbag. Children are identified by the name 'junior' since in 1 family all males have the same name (presumably so its easy to remember).I aint no god damn redneck\! You be staying away from my daughters now ya hear me\!?\!
Author: Russell Wilson http://redneck.urbanup.com/1450749182. (redneck) (10↑, 18↓)only a redneck can call his or herself or others a redneck. someone who loves country music. must be from the south, and east of texas. not a prep\!lots are from middle georgia.
Author: catherine jackson http://redneck.urbanup.com/1412205183. (redneck) (14↑, 22↓)A cool ass white person.yo, you crazy ass redneck hillbilly sons o bitch.
Author: Mardom http://redneck.urbanup.com/1287053184. (Redneck) (28↑, 36↓)Typical FOX News viewer. Rarely has more than a high school education.Those rednecks got all riled up after watching FOX News last night.
Author: Paul http://redneck.urbanup.com/222330185. (REDNECK) (22↑, 31↓)You might be a redneck if.. .........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." ..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ..........You bow your head when someone prays. ..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ..........You've never burned an American flag. ..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. .........You'd give your last dollar to a friend. *Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.I'm from [North Carolina] and I'm proud to be a redneck
Author: CYBOR KONG http://redneck.urbanup.com/1488123186. (Redneck) (14↑, 24↓)A class-act citizen; hard working men and women who contribute to society in many ways, much to the chagrin of "society types" and media types. Those groups would rather "bash" these Christian-believers than glorify them. Rednecks may not the the cream of society, but they are the backbone of said society.Rednecks are lower-class citizens who may not have a high-level education, but they generally have a heart of gold and will do what they can to help their fellow man.
Author: Hardhat Man http://redneck.urbanup.com/3630844187. (Redneck) (1↑, 11↓)It's when you hookup with a girl who won't let you beat, so you leave her FAT ass hickeys all over her neck so when she goes home she gets in trouble. So, girls, always remember, stop being prude\!What ever happened to that chick at that party last weekend? I straight up rednecked that bih. But she's grounded now.
Author: Jake Clark http://redneck.urbanup.com/2623988188. (redneck) (1↑, 11↓)The juvenille act of walking up behind a male with a fresh haircut and slapping the back of the neck with your hand (palm forward). This is usually done to start a fight or bully a person. To make things worse a person would wet their finger tips to make the slap to the back of the neck sting.I saw "Sam" with new haircut today in the school hallway and walked up behind hime and gave him a REDNECK. This resulted in us having detention.
Author: Dennis O'Connor http://redneck.urbanup.com/2075602189. (Redneck) (31↑, 41↓)A complete idiot usually from the South or Texas. They often have unbearable accents. Sometimes you will see a couple of redneck brothers and it doesn't look like they have a brain between them. Rednecks like to sit in their living rooms or front porches (which both have furniture, of course.) while drinking beer and complaining about how Mexicans and Blacks seem to be taking over their pathetic little group (meaning only a sixth of the white race.) They think that they look, think, and live better than everyone else. Rednecks like to think that they know about politics. However, not everyone that voted for George W. Bush is a southern redneck, but many of them were. I am so glad that I neither look, talk, or think like those bastards do.I was, unfortunately, sitting beside this redneck at my Daviess County High School auditorium when we had visitors from the New York City Fire Department come to tell us about 9-11. Then the redneck said "Now ah have to listen to his irritating Noo York ahccent." I responded with "Sounds better than a lot of people here." (True Story)
Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://redneck.urbanup.com/791246190. (Redneck) (16↑, 26↓)The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them. Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.
Author: Ryan http://redneck.urbanup.com/790346191. (RedNeck) (17↑, 27↓)Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale. Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.
Author: Morph http://redneck.urbanup.com/134913192. (redneck) (4↑, 15↓)redneck (noun) a person originating from the South. In the Civil War got thier asses kicked by the North because they were to busy buying slaves and bonking thier cousins. Famous rednecks are: The Dixie Chicks, George W. Bush, Garth Brookes, and the king of fried chicken......Colonel Sanders1. Damn, that Pete is such a redneck 2. Last night I had to sleep in my sisters room and I pulled a Redneck
Author: David R C H http://redneck.urbanup.com/2241727193. (Redneck) (7↑, 19↓)A group of idiots that always wear Dixie Outfitter Shirts and talk about rifles and guns all the time and love four-by-fours. They are obsessed with fishing hunting and four wheelers. They also love to "coon hunt" and spend thousands of dollars that they don't make on their own on coon dogs and tracking systems fro their dogs. Most of them are stupid and have horrible grades. The first week of school you can ask them what they have in algebra and they will simply reply, "i gotta d mang". They use the word mug for everything. For example, Instead of , 'I shot that deer on Saturday, they would say something like this. Mang you aint gone' believe 'is, I shot a deer saturdi, nailed 'at mug right in tha heart mang. They are stupid, a waste of time, and a drain to society and a drain on wildlife too.A guy walking around with a Dixie Outfitter shirt on and a cowboy hat with some carhartt jeans and boots with the pants legs tucked in them and a mouth full of dip, thats a redneck.
Author: Vakirio http://redneck.urbanup.com/2333766194. (Redneck) (22↑, 35↓)Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.
Author: David http://redneck.urbanup.com/844648195. (Redneck) (21↑, 34↓)1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"
Author: Ur Mom http://redneck.urbanup.com/828313196. (redneck) (13↑, 26↓)A person from the country, primarily in the South. Appear to be less intelligent. Are very different from most Americans in their social beliefs.That stupid redneck
Author: JCMoney http://redneck.urbanup.com/651756197. (redneck) (19↑, 32↓)Get a mirror, look in it. That's a redneck.You sure do got a purty mouth.
Author: Ned Beatty http://redneck.urbanup.com/147844198. (redneck) (5↑, 19↓)i would consider my boyfriend(bryant king) to be a redneckbryants such a redneck
Author: taylor ungerbauhgdjkhv k http://redneck.urbanup.com/1170170199. (redneck) (10↑, 24↓)being broke and never having any moneyIf your house has more miles than your car...u might be a redneck
Author: Evan Cole http://redneck.urbanup.com/1158164200. (Redneck) (29↑, 44↓)A dumbass lowlife who worships NASCAR and guns. Typically found drinking beer while watching a 3-inch portable tv in a trailer. Worship the Dukes of Hazzard, unbeknownst to them its just a socially regressed version of Starsky and Hutch. Rednecks are almost ALWAYS featured as main characters in epic sci-fi alien invasion movies.The redneck brood is typically found in the southeastern united states.
Author: The Dirt Ambassador http://redneck.urbanup.com/1121275201. (redneck) (76↑, 91↓)A Redneck \<n\> - derogatory term for white laboring class. Contrary to popular beleif there are classes of people called redneck all of the country. There are however several variations 1) "hobbyist" redneck - these are the people we see on the forums. They are usually from the south. They are rednecks by choice, they have fallen in love with the "image" of the redneck. In a word, redneck posers. These rednecks are very proud of their "non-racist" status. Unfortunately more often than not new, albeit far less vehement, atitudes toward immigrants and other minorities (especially latinos) have replaced the racism that characterized earlier american history. talk to a texan about mexicans, you'll see what I mean. 2)Deep south redneck Rednecks from the small towns of the deep south. Posess no taste whatsoever. While they have a strong sense of morals they are notoriousley bad child rearers. Most females are impregnated by 18 (I know this from experiance). Racism varies town to town. In some areas like alabamba and some parts of rural georgia it abounds, while in other areas the "new south" philosophy has replaced it. They lean towards the republican party politically and religion (specifically PROTESTANT orthodox christianity) is large part of their lives and their ideology. Suspician of the north are northern values is widespread. 3) Luisiana coonass Special subculture of french speaking rednecks. Excellent cooks. They are very freindly but don't allways take well to outsiders. I've heard many say of them "they either love you or they hate you". The Luisiana redneck is WIDELY illiterate and has a terrible violent streak, yet they are generally well mannered. Most of the anecdotes I've heard about these types come from the 60's so I'm not sure about their racism. I do know that they were sympathetic to racist tendancies in the 60s. 4) Appalachian Hillbilly- Those "mountain men" living high in the appalachians. While stereotypical descriptions such as the movie deliverance ARE extreme these rednecks have a well deserved reputation for inbreeding. This is more of a product of a small gene pool/ population than incest. While litteracy has risen in recent years the feirce isolationism in these types pushes them away from normal society. 6) Midwesterner These are probobly the most ignored redneck. Because of the midwests many economic problems rednecks here are often live in abject poverty. Racism is not mainstream here, but there are still underground racist groups abound in the rural parts of the midwest. 7) Western This group is usually totally ignored. From california to the missisippi lies the western redneck. They are more less like their southern variants excepting tendancies to be "cow-boy-ish". Guns and the NRA are an especially important part of the ideology of this class of redneck. Mexicans are severly disliked if not openly hated. They lean towards the republican party (because of gun issues) but many are democrats. Religion is often important to them but not nearly as much as in the south. 8)Oregon Redneck- Not much to say about these except that they are VERY proud of being from oregon and they dislike non-oregon people very much. 9)Northern Redneck- Very few will admit these even exist but they do. Northern rednecks are especially populace in the midatlantic states. Upstate new-york is full of them. Their lives are characterized by the same manual labor southern rednecks endure. Despite a "better" school system in the north many of these rednecks are thoroughly uneducated. The biggest differenced between these and the southern version is their democratic leanings, love (witha capital L\!) of labor organizations, and their tendancy to look down on if not hate the south. Religion is far less important to them than it is to southerners. Racism is almost non-existant in some areas while thoroughly entrenched in others. Those Damn N*****s\! is a common phrase some. Last but not least\! 10)Alaska Rednecks\! Severly individualistic these are considered to be very "rugged" and pride themselves on their ability to "make it" on their own. Some have southern-ish tendancies toward religion and politics, others dont.The southern rednecks are Bushes base constituancy, while the midwestern ones won him the presidency
Author: Ordog http://redneck.urbanup.com/965074202. (Redneck) (83↑, 98↓)good ol boys who shoot deern drink beer n drive pickup trucksAuthor: yeap http://redneck.urbanup.com/166017203. (redneck) (10↑, 26↓)Anyone named "Bubba" or anyone who comes from a creepy-ass deep south state such as Arkansas or Tennessee.See [Clinton or Gore] ......... yee-haw Bubba I done invented the intarnet That's great AL,now bend over and squeal like a pig. inbred liberal democrats like Robert Byrd (D-KKK) need to die
Author: gore2hell http://redneck.urbanup.com/1419142204. (Redneck) (11↑, 27↓)The song, "[Confederate] [Fag]", pretty much coins them up well: [Mama] killed the baby Now the daddy was in town Drove up in his [pickup truck] And buried her underground The [rebel] force will save me Pink [panties] all around What they said was so unreal I guess it was profound When they said Everybody? Anybody? somebody? nobody\!\! Mister [Anti-Everything], atari stick in hand Bat me on the forehead So I could understand He smeared his face with lipstick And yelled and screamed real loud Point in my direction And rub semen on the crowd When he said Everybody? anybody? somebody? nobody\!\! Everyone needs a [hero] Nobody needs a [star] Will you still adore me When I've gone way too far? The [rebel] force will save me they grabbed my little hand Threw me in the [pickup truck] Cause I don't understand...The song, Confederate Fag, is quite lovely. You should download it illegally. It's by Jack Off Jill. Wth is it with them and their refusal to believe the [Civil War] is over?
Author: Mariselita http://redneck.urbanup.com/1095047205. (redneck) (49↑, 65↓)The South Won't Rise Again you toothless inbred retard why do you still even care there'll never be another civil war you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire the south won't rise again the south won't rise again the south won't rise again the south won't rise again what could you possibly gain by breaking the country in two your overalls are gay let go of your sisters tit i think it's cool that you make moonshine it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it how come your ancestors didn't realize they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg the south won't rise again the south won't rise again the south won't rise again the south won't rise againThe South Won't Rise Again, you retard redneck.
Author: TheEye5000 http://redneck.urbanup.com/1008905206. (redneck) (18↑, 34↓)Close-minded, conservative, degenerate, self-important, inbred, sick, uneducated, racist, unsanitary, average, hateful, rambling, confused, unorganized freeloaders who I really wish their parents should have had plans including abortion.YEEEEHAAAWWWWW\! I wear a cowboy hat all the time and its not even Halloween yet. . . . God Help us all. . . .the nation is run by imbred cowboy horsefuckers. . . . .
Author: JOE BOB CLETUS SHEEPFUCKER http://redneck.urbanup.com/942919207. (Redneck) (23↑, 39↓)A person from the south- -Speaks with a dumb accent like "Hey yall ya wanna go huntin" -Is dumb and knows not too much -Lives in the middle of nowhere -Is rascist -Lives on a farm -Smells bad -Is poorShutup you fucking redneck
Author: Drukqs http://redneck.urbanup.com/528723208. (redneck) (6↑, 22↓)A Redneck Is Someone Who Is The Color Red...John E. Is Such A Redneck
Author: KoolKat http://redneck.urbanup.com/84509209. (Redneck) (17↑, 35↓)redneck:someone who lives in the southern states and who happens to drink alot,therefore increasing there temperture making there skin red.also noted that rednecks are RACIST basturds and should be killed. (asian,black,hasspanicks,ect.)redneck:ouse it goin lil chink asian:fuck you redneck,eat shit. redneck:how do you fuck with that lil thing asian:apparently my peinis is bigger than yours,seeing how i fucked martha (your wife) in the ass.making her scream for joy,and ripping her asshole,in a way you could never acheive jahmal:ha ya like that Punk bitch\!\!\!
Author: asiawithlove http://redneck.urbanup.com/1688070210. (redneck) (12↑, 30↓)Any toothless inbred with lots of tats and piercings who lives in a big city and votes Democrat.OMG look at those redneck BIG CITY tards over there.They look like they should be workin at a carnival or in a freak show at the circus or something.Fuckin necks\!
Author: you bet your sweet aspercreme http://redneck.urbanup.com/1435981211. (redneck) (3↑, 21↓)a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.hank hill and con from king of the hill show
Author: jeff http://redneck.urbanup.com/1016104212. (Redneck) (18↑, 36↓)Racist peice of white trailer trash who has a very short vocabulary. Usually likes to beat his wife and/or kids on a daily/weekly basis.I cant believe that redneck beat his wife after she drank his last Budweiser
Author: Enygma http://redneck.urbanup.com/233949213. (redneck) (9↑, 28↓)Highly agressive, ignorant people that believes everything that bush and foxnews have to say. Prefer hunting than having sex with their 300 pound wives and usually live hundreds of miles away of civilized humans beings, hardheaded and totally devoted to nascarredneck: what's for supper ya whore? female R.N.: goat milk an' cornbread... redneck: what? where's my mashed tators & beer?
Author: Luirah http://redneck.urbanup.com/1969255214. (redneck) (17↑, 37↓)stupid ass retard who doesn't know what is goin on in the world, only cares about his truck and huntin dogs, and one who thinks the south ALMOST won the civil war.rednecks are stupid
Author: MATTO http://redneck.urbanup.com/610961215. (redneck) (8↑, 29↓)a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS\!WATCH TV\! and look for your nearest trailer park tree house and might see some.
Author: jeff http://redneck.urbanup.com/1016115216. (Redneck) (33↑, 54↓)An idiot who establishes himself as a complete Southerner proud of the Confederacy. As in other definitions, they are usually found driving hideous rusted pickup trucks, wearing some combination of these: (overalls, Dixie Outfitters T-shirts, Wrangler Jeans, NASCAR shirts, Bass fishing shirts, and cowboy boots), and either chewing tobacco or drinking beer. These are people that should have flushed down the loo (toilet) at birth. They should have a huge chunk of the South cut off from the continent and have it as their own land, so they can leave us alone. Rednecks think they are so tough, well airdrop them into inner city Detroit.....we'll see how long they last.That redneck from Alabama tried to piss on my lawn. So I bitch slapped him and kicked the four remaining teeth out of his mouth. He called me a damyankee, so then I called him a dumb bastard and cut his overall straps off.
Author: anonymous http://redneck.urbanup.com/791262217. (Redneck) (11↑, 32↓)some one whos his own cousinGeorge.w BUSH
Author: Lozsmith http://redneck.urbanup.com/455370218. (Redneck) (10↑, 31↓)Mother fuckers still dont know who own this country.They keep talkin their shitWhy are most presidents rednecks. Can you honestly say you would want someone else? We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
Author: ch3no2 http://redneck.urbanup.com/186633219. (redneck) (22↑, 44↓)1. Racist white trash mother f**ker 2. Idiot 3. Has sex with own family 4. Believes Blacks,Latinos,Jews,Gays, Lesbians and Asians are to blame for 9/11 5. Lives in a Trailer 6. Believes all Lations are Mexicans and and that Puerto ricans,cubans and other Hispanic groups dont exist 7. Believes that people like Colin Powell and other powerfull minorities shoulndt have those jobs 8. Believes the south will rise and slavery will be made legal again 9. Type of woman who enjoys being abused by husband or boyfriend and is a cheep slut 10.Blames democrats for the reason that miniorities live in houses and they live in trailers 11.Fat,overweight and dumbBobby ray is going to KKK meeting cause he black neighbor is the owner of car dealership and Jake and Bobby got married
Author: chevydriver007 http://redneck.urbanup.com/1059738220. (redneck) (18↑, 40↓)backwoods, shit heeled, sister-screwing, country fucker.most people in arkansas
Author: muhummed muhummed http://redneck.urbanup.com/442649221. (redneck) (5↑, 27↓)Making rap the worst thing around... But who gives a crap about mexicans anyway?Author: Iw1nj00 http://redneck.urbanup.com/157681222. (redneck) (12↑, 35↓)White man (ussually white), whos name is hank or cletus, who shoots down beer cans and has sex with his sister on the front lawn (if they have one). They tend to drive pick-up trucks and listen to country music. They also have stupid accents and no use of grammar, since they are of low income, thats why they smell. In conclusion, they think that everything can be fixed with duck tape, they use a shotgun to change the channel, and use dogs to scratch their nutsacks.why do rednecks fuck their sisters? havent you heard of hookers? either that or go consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff
Author: Allen http://redneck.urbanup.com/911801223. (redneck) (14↑, 38↓)common southern folk who get awfuly fuckin pissed up and knock up their wives and cousins on a weekly basis, leading to such large redneck families. they also enjoy shooting things that are smart enough to run and haulin shit around in their old big pickups with fake add ons and modifications.Dude, i wanna throw a fuckin grenade into the middle of that group of rednecks right there. That short asshole of a redneck with the massive gay truck thinks he can kick my ass. Dude, he'll just get his daddy to run you over instead.
Author: Blake A http://redneck.urbanup.com/860213224. (Redneck) (18↑, 42↓)The living proof that feces can grow legs and walk. They can be seen wearing dirty-looking clothes, and some with Southern themes, many with a Rebel Flag on them. They love mudding, NASCAR, squirrel hunting, drinking lots of beer, having tractor races, and bitching about Mexicans and Blacks. Many have a brain that contains a small twig with about no more than a hundred brain cells on it.Hey everybody, Look\! Jethro's using all 3 of his brain cells to talk\!
Author: Survivor Fan http://redneck.urbanup.com/791363225. (Redneck) (44↑, 68↓)1) ONLY drives pick-up trucks. 2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event. 3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag. 4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party. 5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world. 6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers. 7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother. 8) works in a garage. 9) belongs in the south. 10) a member of the NRA. 11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites. 12) does not know that white people are of European race. 13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head. 14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American. 15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.That redneck can't even point to Iraq on the map.
Author: Bush-basher http://redneck.urbanup.com/204720226. (Redneck) (29↑, 53↓)Dumbass Southern people with unbearable accents. I'd rather go skydiving without a parachute than spend 5 seconds with one.[insert random redneck here]: Howdy y'all\! Me: OH SHIT\! SHOOT HIM\!
Author: dj gs68 http://redneck.urbanup.com/184884227. (redneck) (16↑, 41↓)One who's neck is of a red color.George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.
Author: jack http://redneck.urbanup.com/130119228. (Redneck) (17↑, 45↓)Over-zealous cowboy with a truck and animal fetish. Usually food in the barn, raping their horses.That damn country music star is such a redneck.
Author: Jef Schoonover http://redneck.urbanup.com/1900364229. (Redneck) (21↑, 52↓)Also see [George Bush]Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir\!
Author: James Lowe http://redneck.urbanup.com/1340382230. (Redneck) (20↑, 53↓)Me, i am a redneck i dont live in a dang trayler and i do drive a truck and all the guys round here thank im hot in my tight wranglers and rebelflag hat so yall city fags need to go home to moma and sut your mouth. Pluse we dont screw our kin folk thats damn west virgina's you dumb asses get yall's shit stright..Author: missy dale http://redneck.urbanup.com/261449231. (Redneck) (27↑, 60↓)a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.george w. bush
Author: monica http://redneck.urbanup.com/215054232. (redneck) (20↑, 60↓)Someone from Wisconsin.What a redneck, he's from Wisconsin.
Author: Diego Reyes http://redneck.urbanup.com/1943948233. (redneck) (30↑, 79↓)Any Person who: Lives in a trailer Goes to NASCARD events Lives in Alabama, Missouri, Texas, or other Southern states. Uses the word "yall", "aint", "howdy" Is missing several teeth Uses the word "nigger" or other rascial terms that are extremely ofensive. ALSO SEE "HICK"I aint no redneck, I am edhukated\!
Author: Anton http://redneck.urbanup.com/1352094234. (redneck) (17↑, 80↓)taylor is a redneck hippie who thinks hes a gangstataylor is such a redneck
Author: taylor king http://redneck.urbanup.com/858908235. (Redneck) (87↑, 151↓)After reading all of the above definitions, it has become clear to me what a Redneck is: Someone who can spell better than those who denigrate him, construct intelligent thoughts and sentences, someone who is proud of their country and heritage, someone who is secure in themselves, someone who is self-reliant and hard working, an independent thinker with a sense of morals and, mostly, someone who is not hypocritical. It seems like many of those who think Rednecks are something bad are the same people who hold Bill Clinton (Southern, sexual deviant, liquor swiller, no moral standards) in high regard. Hypocrites. You LIBERALS should zip up your mouths - your minds are showing.Rednecks are realists, not idealists. The socialist utopians will not reign because the Redneck is real.
Author: Denny http://redneck.urbanup.com/571704236. (redneck) (18↑, 113↓)A Democrat. Someone from Arkansas who's nickname is "Bubba" (see [Bill Clinton] ) Someone from Tennessee -\> [Al Gore]Al Gore is [Forrest Gump] and "Bubba" and him got a shrimpin' business.
Author: Life is like a box of chocalates... http://redneck.urbanup.com/793243Related: hick, hillbilly, white trash, country, cracker, nascar, racist, southern, trailer trash, mullet, stupid, south, idiot, inbred, beer, nigger, white, ghetto, wigger, republican, rednecks, trash, dumbass, asshole, retard, loser, honkey, shit, red neck, cowboy, gay, incest, southerner, sex, truck, dumb, moron, rural, alabama, boringLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.